Were you hacked?

I love KC and the man behind the voice 💛🪳

It gets worrisome when the only answer Google spits back to you is “ Yeah :( “

I got you bud. Signed, sealed, delivered

I just hope I don’t go viral, I hate being sick and feel so bad when I get others sick 😔

Here’s a little sketch about how I’m feeling every day in America right now

NOW this place feels like home

MRS TUMBL

Some pics I took at the Contemporary Girlfriend show last night

Had to play with the levels a bit, but you can juuust make out the beam from Elk Grove Blvd.

I love you, Beam #sacramentokings

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Hi, Kings fan here. Feeling great, thanks

Sex gifs

Hot girl break from doom scrolling.
😘😘

The women’s Royal Rumble was mostly fantastic. Some of the spots were silly and clunky, but overall great showing by so many. The ending sucked all the life out of what was an otherwise great Rumble.
The men’s rumble felt so blah to me. I just can’t get behind Jey. And I don’t want Logan ANYWHERE

[talking to my Apple Smart Watch®️]

Me: Hey Siri, can you explain the most recent Rick & Morty to me

*watch explodes*

Me: heh… guess that Watch wasn’t so Smart®️ after all…..

I love you, Beam @sacramentokings.bsky.social

Ok it’s giving thanks

Do you think when he has a hankering for something, @hankgreen.bsky.social just says “I’ve got a ME for (blank)”

No follow-up questions, please.

…Damnit, now I have to go search for ‘Poop Song Guy’ and this is all your fault

Is it too early to start making valentines cards orrr

A stupid dog sitting on a couch like a people. On his butt, back against the couch, front legs outstretched like arms dangling at someone’s side. He’s also wearing a dumb little harness that looks two sizes too small in this picture

Can we get this idiot dog to be seen by a billion pairs of eyes?

The team is taking Blue Sky seriously which is why they put me, Roy Al, in charge of the account. Stay tuned

Me now that I’m using the Bluesky app for iOS

Feelin bad…

Feelin glad!

*Record Scratch*

Yup. That's me.

*More Sick Record Scratches*

I bet you're wondering how I became a DJ...

Happy birthday to me! 😃

I've said it before and I'll say it until I'm dead.

I miss when everyone was talking about frantically stuffing breadsticks in their purses

This is why I never watch trailers anymore. Just let me be surprised please 🥺

Can we bring back movie trailers that entice us to go see it instead of spoiling the whole plot. 🥲 Pls I beg.