So much of what made golf twitter fun was the personalities. Obviously hitting outrights is cool but it was a niche corner where the vast majority were self-deprecating b/c golf betting is so dumb. Making your persona “confrontational alpha” because you hit Jaco at Genesis or whatever is pathetic

There are very few people who strive to be Clay Travis but Vincenzi does his best to walk in the saddest version of Clay’s shoes

tbh I haven't followed the whole thing. It is my loose understanding that they just don't like each other and Vincenzi posted something about Coley's losing bets. Guessing it is because Matty is doing a little crashing out over his lost LIV wages and/or just being his usual dollar store Portnoy self

Vincenzi, presumably from a computer or phone, called Coley a "keyboard warrior," if you'd like a sense of how he's doing in a battle of wits

We’ve got a Vincenzi - Coley fight on Twitter and none of you even care.

(You shouldn’t. It’s sad.)

What I like about this app is sometimes you’ll be watching a video and your entire screen freezes and then you have to close out of the app and then you lost your place and then instead of finishing the video you look at your feed of people reposting their old posts. That’s what I like.

I'm sure the regular viewers could have seen they were catching a falling knife, but they were probably looking no further than the Saudi investments, stars taking roles in Hollywood, and the Netflix deals/shows and imagined they were buying a product on the rise.

The statuses of their main eventers are now: (1) broken face, canceled events; (2) lost his match and his friendship with wrestling great Pat McAfee; (3) part timer; and (4) fighting with paparazzi in the hotel before taking a break. There's nothing there for ESPN besides a shitty product and IP

I don’t think last night was the death of WWE or whatever but having a daytime Wrestlemania at Bonesaw Stadium I think will be the end of the show of shows. Nobody is watching that shit and they’ll probably treat it that way

Got to watch the Wrestlemania main event and I loved it, but it was the only notable part about either night. That said, giving Roman the belt and Raw again is the exit ramp I was looking for. WWE could never make me care about him as a babyface, particularly during playoff and golf season.

Welp it was fun while it lasted

Matt Fitz taunting the American crowd in the least cool or intimidating way possible might be the first time I’ve ever related to him.

He’s still friends with Dan Rap, though, so won’t be cheering for him until 2027

Aberg had already teed off on 16 but they’re showing his birdie putt on 15 as if we don’t know he made it.

I also recognize not everyone is refreshing their shot tracker like me but cater to me please

I think what bothers me the most about the state of golf coverage is they act like we don’t have access to the internet. I don’t doubt the difficulty in keeping up with technology but the broadcast lives in two different timelines and it really takes away from what he suspense

When you’re an honest golf organization and everyone can trust whatever you say

That was dumb. Glad the Bruins play tomorrow to save me from watching night 2

Tbh if it wasn’t for the Wonder Years, Seth, and maybe Paige’s pop (not match), I might have been entertained for zero minutes

For everything our country’s politicians have done, the McAfee stuff may be the most brazen attempt to generate heel hate in history. Like worse than anything Stephen miller could dream up.

Wait, did Trips hire Stephen Miller to replace road dogg?

Catching up with Wrestlemania and…why was the first ten minutes about a fake country music star and a retired NFL punter? Boy I hope they have a plan for the rest of this match…

Yes, friend, it sucks badly.

Some of my best childhood memories are scalping tix at Fenway with my scumbag father. Bringing my 9 y/o tomorrow for the first time and only doing it because of a Diary of a Wimpy Kid money grab. Sox ownership doesn’t give a shit that 80s parents can’t pass down the joy to their kids and that stinks

You’ll never get me to do it but I will respect being an equal-opportunity hater over even saying one nice word about Bryson

Crazy, my partner - Palegirl Resteady - is also pregnant with her third child

Bob Mac with a scummy drop? You don't say!

I have nightmares about Bryson joining TGL. Would ruin the entire vibe but I could see him doing it in an effort to get cheered just a bit more

I imagine Kevin Kisner praising the Golf Channel for showing every one of Justin Thomas's shots while he's only trailing by 18 shots. Because THAT is what golf fans want to see.

(I understand that JT is paired with Aberg and the logistics are challenging. I also understand fuck Kevin Kisner.)

American golf fans cheering for this petulant goof over Rory is enough to radicalize any human being into becoming a Euro Ryder Cup fan

Nothing about Matt Fitzpatrick is cool, at all, but the shot tracers of his tee shots have become outrageously erotic. The traj on those babies is aspirational. Feels like he's about six weeks from cutting a dogleg at a 90 degree angle

What’s sad is that Tiger became a golfer when he could have been the next Joey Swoll

Those forced tears came from somewhere