I have gotten soooo many good perfumes lately ugh

Listen at this point I’m convinced barely anyone I invited will be able to come so if you wanna attend by all means, meet me for the first time at my WEDDING 👰‍♀️🕊️ (28 out of the 90 we invited have RSVP’d yes so far lmfao)

I’m seriously about to invite ALL my internet friends

My college roommate texted that she’s still trying to figure out if she can come to my wedding and asked when she has to RSVP by. As if it wasn’t on the invite in big ass letters 🧍‍♀️

I went in to meet with a seamstress because it’s dress alterations time and when I got there I said I had a 5 o’clock appointment and the guy looks at the opaque garment bag and was was like “okay! What’s in there, a prom dress or…”

Sir, I am THIRTY FOUR 😭

Oh I got my tax return already. That was kind of fast

Ummm House Flipper is free on Steam right now so I downloaded it because FREE but now I can’t stop 😭

A Limoncello Spritz is a bright, bubbly, and refreshing Italian cocktail made with limoncello, Prosecco, and soda water. It is a popular, citrus-forward alternative to the classic Aperol Spritz, known for its sweet-tart flavor profile that evokes the feeling of an Italian summer. The drink is typically served over ice and garnished with a lemon slice and fresh mint. It is a simple, three-ingredient cocktail that is easy to make and perfect for sipping as an aperitif or on a warm day.

Have you ever tried a Hugo spritz? This Italian cocktail is bubbly and bright, with floral notes from elderflower liqueur and herbal depth from fresh mint. It's just as refreshing as an Aperol spritz, its better-known cousin, but it doesn't have any of Aperol's bitterness. Instead, it's lightly sweet and delicate.

Luke is doing a coconut mojito for his signature drink at the wedding and I can’t decide if I want a limoncello spritz or a hugo spritz 😩

I saw this dress I really liked maybe a year ago but it was $130 so I didn’t get it. Then I saw it dropped down to like $80 and was like 🤔 maybe? Still didn’t get it though.

It’s $40 now. Clearance. SOLDDDD. If it looks good on me it’ll be my rehearsal dinner dress

My wedding band arrived and I did my taxes 😊

AKA I scooped up all my documents ands brought them to someone I paid to do my taxes

Photos from little spring break weekend trip ✨

If you would like to share some nice salty fries it would make my day 🍟

All I want right now is a plate of fries and I have no way to fulfill that craving 😩

Stomach ache so intense it was hard to breathe: gas? Gluten exposure? Panic attack? The world may never know 🫩

Red wine

Spring break 😮‍💨🍷

Like today I commented that an event being moved to 9:13 today was a weirdly specific time and she thought it was SO funny. So then I texted that to someone else because I’m like “is it just her?” And no! They responded “haha!!!” with crying emojis

Looks at you with my autistic eyes

Sometimes I comment on something and people crack up and I’m like. I… wasn’t even trying to be funny and then I feel like this cat because I kind of just stare at them not sure how to respond

I survived all 20 of my parent teacher conferences… half day tomorrow and then SPRING BREAK 🧍‍♀️

Conference week. I’m die. I usually get to work about 6:30 or 6:45 in the morning. I have to stay until 7PM. I have 11 conferences tomorrow with only one break for “dinner” at 3:15-4:30 😭 I hateeee

I loveeee lentils but so many recipes we’ve tried have not been great. The one we tried last night in the instant pot was so easy and so tasty. Even Luke really liked it. He was eating his leftover takeout for lunch today and was like “…I wish I was eating the lentils instead of this”

it probably isn't helping anyone's mental state that the news every morning is like "Things Have Gotten Much Worse Again! Further, No Sign of Anyone Attempting to Stop It" great thanks

Next week is conference week which means pure suffering 🫩

🎉 didn’t think it would happen but I have regained access to my original discord

Hi!! Long time no see I feel like. Yeee I’m so excited for it! We’re getting married in the summer since I won’t have work to worry about 😊 and our honeymoon is VERY soon after

I’m absolutely thrilled to announce (not that anyone actually cares about this) that I have booked our honeymoon

Yeehaw

I’ve always said that March is one of the worst months of the year, and so far this one is living up to that

(January and September are the other two worst months)

Ah jesus. One of my coworkers had a seizure while driving and got into a really bad accident.

Same coworker who had cancer last year 😕

Oh woah it’s 60° out