Ugh it’s so gross and predatory!

Has anyone ever successfully contested a parking ticket in LA or would I just be wasting my time going for an administrative hearing? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

We banned TikTok before assault rifles? Got it.

Me, having a serious meeting at work: “If we see Elle Fanning’s boobs then that’s just how it’s gonna have to be.”

Looking at workout clothes, I dunno… 3” in-seam seems criminal. And yet there’s 2” as well? Insanity. Never thought I’d end this year lamenting that I need “at least 5 inches” but here we are ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is the worst headline I’ve read in my life.

Imagine what life would be like with money, I say as I shrink the price range on Zillow.

I have long held the belief she’s a renaissance woman and one of the greatest talents of our time!

I need to know! Please!

#valleywritersmeetup Ugly Sweater Party is next Wednesday December 5th and includes a food drive for LA Food Bank. Donation is not required to attend. See you at Lawless!

Or this!

It me!

Phil Collins and Bruce Wayne

Hey #scriptsky save the date for our next mixer. #valleywritersmeetup doesn’t have a profile on here yet but that’s no reason not to know of the upcoming good times at Lawless Beer!

sending out the #scriptsky bat-signal to find old mutuals!

Just got an ice shaver thing. Hypothetically speaking is a 128 fl oz jug of slushie syrup too much to buy or a sound investment?

I’ve made it to the promised land! Now… to find everyone again. #screenwriting