@crunchyroll.com this is the third time this month a new episode for an anime has dropped without English subtitles or audio track, even if every other episode of the show has both. I’m not sure where “Bahasa Melayu” is spoken, but it’s not in my living room.
No one told me adulthood is just a drawn out Cold War with your dog over who gets to curl up in the corner spot on the new sectional
Realized tonight that I’ve watched three separate shows this month that could be described by the question “does he know he has a boyfriend? I feel like someone should tell him”
Idk, but I want one.
“What are you up to this Valentine’s Day?” Oh just the traditional celebration: watching the entirety of David and Patrick’s love story arc on Schitt’s Creek. The usual. 🤷♀️
Buying a new phone case, also known as having an existential crisis.
Do I want French toile skeletons in a graveyard? Pink cowgirls? Neon cherries? Who am I ?
Absolutely not one person on the entire Heated Rivalry production has been to Tampa before in their life.
Getting into anime means texting your friends, “what do you MEAN bottoming is the only form of first aid in this world? What if grandma needs medical attention?”
Watching JJK is just like, “huh. The pretty man is talking about imaginary numbers and apples again,” and wishing I was smart enough to know what’s going on.
My esthetician (the angel) ended the service with a pheromone oil with musk and sandalwood so I would smell all hot and sexy when I left her studio.
I didn’t have the heart to tell her I was about to go home, put my hair in rollers, and knit.
Wine drunk watching AOT S4 is a trip because everything is pain but also he’s just over here making bad choices in a slutty little man bun.
Reading a popular fantasy series and didn’t realize the character they were describing was the MMC… so he’s now forever engrained in my brain as looking like Delightful Derrick
Sisterhood is live tweeting your friend while reading her favorite book after half a bottle of wine
“Is his cloak color important bc she’s brought it up 6 times now? It’s red, we get it.”
The closed captioning for Attack on Titan on Crunchyroll keeps calling them “Aaron” and “Mika, sir” and I am going to scream.
It’s December 5th and I’m already considering hoarding the holiday ginger ale
I sure don’t understand what’s going on in this show where 98% of dialogue is people explaining exactly what’s going on. #jujutsukaisen
Working on a novel is hard bc when you’re tired you think “I should go to bed and read that book”
And then you realize it doesn’t exist and if you want to know what happens next you gotta figure out what happens next on your own.
Discovered I have access to my medical charts and I like hurting my own feelings. Not one “patient was pleasant” but they did make sure they included “patient appears well nourished” 🙃
Best part of being single? No one to judge your weird culinary concoctions that make sense to no one but feed your soul
Got a soft spot for a bev and a boy that’s groovy 🪩
Why do I always find a recipe I can’t WAIT to cook right after I do a full grocery shop for another meal?
As a former culinary “gifted kid”… the fact that I actually kind of love my trendy, pretty, *nonstick* pan is giving me the ick.
Hello, my friends
I’ve made the difficult decision to sunset my twitch channel.
I will still be around as a viewer, but in light of everything going on in the world, it’s better for my mental health and happiness to take the responsibility of streaming out of the mix.
With all my love,
Chip 💕
Asking for a friend, how does one carry a handbag (handles too short for your shoulder, designed to be held in the crook of your arm) without looking like a snob/raging jerk?
I just want to talk to whoever told denim manufacturers that a half dozen buttons were better than a zipper.
I just want to pee, not have my own personal escape room.
Do you ever just think about muppet vision 3d and get sad?
Almost called out of work sick today… got asked to present in 3 meetings so I worked late instead 🙃
No, pay for first class… peasant 😂
Did Southwest actually think it was a great advertising move to say that in their new extra leg room seats ($$) you can *checks notes* cross your legs comfortably?
exhausted, laid down for a nap
Heart racing, can’t fall asleep
Still exhausted, made a cup of coffee
Now exhausted with 2x the heart flutters