critical support to pete hegseth's ungoing effort to cripple the us military

you ever feel like all your senses are way too sensitive to everything and it's impossible to focus on anything else

it's insane how much applying to things we make artists do. that's basically the last thing you'd expect them to be good at

unironically do think that living with guys has functionally shifted me a kinsey point or two

whenever i check in on twitter there's always nasty intracommunity lesbian discourse being spearheaded by a (cis) sapphic who's main queer experience is calling leon kennedy a butch dyke online and a gal who's egg cracked like a year and a half ago, tops

when you go into the bathroom after your (male) roommate takes a shower and all the steam in the room smells like dude<<<<<<<

sympathize with the substack writers who aren't exactly chomping at the bit to get in on the promo cycle for actual Lena Dunham for Boys' upcoming netflix special, though

love to pick someone whose whole appeal could not be further from "naturalistic comedy with uncomfortably vulnerable self deprecating autofiction". was the criteria just "guy we really like"

i love a long indulgent movie title, but a long subtitle? massive red flag

eve: mark, is everything okay?
mark: [stares out] i fought the rubberband man today. he was- [choking up] he was tying people up with rubberbands and... I punched him so hard he died.
eve: [softly] there's nothing you could've done. i love you so much
mark: let's never have a different conversation

been watching invincible again. sometimes it's worth admitting that certain stuff just works for you, no matter how sloppy it gets

hellboy can get it

appreciate the evil shadowy government operation that appears to share the priorities of the evil queen in snow white

no one does. it's a trick by new yorkers

senator, i served with jack kennedy. i knew jack kennedy. jack kennedy was a friend of mine. i see him in my dreams. i see a terrible maw where his face should be and hear an awful howling emanating from the void.

do you hear it, senator? do you? it’s here. it’s in the room. it’s getting closer.

Garth Ennis's Dilbert

call me a little toaster the way I'm so brave

[grown adult voice] it's crazy how uninteresting batman is as a character

I've finally watched a full episode of dimension 20 and my main takeaway is that everyone is way too mean to the dragon master

I can finally clip my favorite bits from this show and that rules

real!!!! correct!!!!! true!!!!!

the more interesting data here is that straight women are like 60/40 positive on the issue

I've been actively getting headaches when i look at my phone and the fact it hasn't really made me stop is sobering

do you ever cry thinking about how donald draper was born before we invented polyamory

megan draper do you wanna hang out

the second worst thing is probably all the misogyny

the worst thing publick and hammer did was make dermott a venture brother so people had to stop shipping him with hank

oh so now a dyke liking chubby women is news. ok

the girlfriend mode in slay the spire 2 is a high water mark for human civilization