@jeffpearlman.bsky.social hey Jeff. I tried to email you using your twitter feed email. Id love to send my positive words to you. What's the best waty?

LinkedIn is wacky. Its people at work that you wouldn't trust to send out a shift report giving "deep" advice about work/life balance.
Whatever you say Mark. The paint under your nails makes me think you had plenty of time to paint your Warhammer figures, and No, I still don't wanna come see them.

As a fellow jackass, I agree. I think the Raiders think they are only a piece or two away from contending.

With the moves they have already made, is it possible Jeanty goes to the Raiders, or is that too early for an rb?

The Righteous Gemstones, but it's just Guy Fieri's kids fighting for the right to wear his shirts.

"I make my own aioli because store bought mayonnaise just doesn't taste as good."

I've been investing extra money into crypto currency lately, which my dad says is just a waste and will leave me broke.

I do understand his skepticism. He never financially recovered from the great Beanie Baby crash of 99.

Congrats to Northern Illinois for winning the transitive property runner up in the College Football Playoffs!

The Trace Armstrong thing has been a talking point in Chicago for awhile, but Kalyn did an amazing job linking everything together. It also makes complete sense that such...reputable franchises as the Bears and Browns have pulled this more than once.

Investigator: "detective, the body is that of a high powered attorney from around here. We think his wife's boyfriend got jealous and murdered him."
Detective Steve Bannon removes his glasses. "More like Johnny Cuck-rane."
YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CSI: Red State

My wife literally just now found out Brick by Ben Folds Five is about abortion.
I was casually talking about my favorite karaoke songs when it came up, in case you were wondering what a typical conversation between myself and my wife is.

At our baby shower, we did one of those things where we had people fill out the trait they want each parent to give the child. Of 41 respondents, the three most common responses for me were sense of humor(17), height(8), and laugh(4).
So it's official: I'm a tall, funny uggo.

I'm responsible for 2/3 of the #withmydick posts over there today. I miss the old days.

People whining about Taylor Swift at the Super bowl are the human version of the "old man screaming at a cloud" meme.

Keto is gout's Apex predator.

Vince McMahon and Donald Trump are the same person.

Was there anyone more nonplussed than Vince McMahon in early 90s Royal Rumbles? **10 guys trying to lift Mabel** "500 pounds of Mabel trying to hang on. Can he hang o..no he's gone."

I regret not the things Ive said, but very much the things Ive karaoked.

Yea sex is good, but have you ever gotten to deal with an overzealous safety associate at work?

Its Dave Matthews birthday today. Im gonna celebrate the same way ive celebrated it the past 30 years. By not listening to his awful, awful, awful music.

Did they play Born To Be Alive by Patrick Hernandez at work tonight?

Yes!

Catching on 1000 lb Sisters and I really wasn't expecting Tammy to spend the season being the voice of reason. #1000lbsisters

Bluesky is the cool kids party you are happy to be at but don't really fit in.
Truth is where the people that got kicked out of the I80 party go to flick cigarettes at farm animals.
Threads is just a burning porta John near the baseball fields you bought weed at.

Social Media Party
Facebook is the party you go to where you have to keep your voice down and look at baby pictures all night.
Twitter is the party south of I80 that you know is gonna get weird after a few drinks and you will probably run into your anti vax cousin.

@immatelfring.bsky.social did Podcast Killed ever do "It's Raining Men?" Just watched it (don't ask) and one of the gals was wearing a Bret Hart pink jacket that said "Mother nature" on the back. I feel like the fact that I don't own this jacket is a huge personal loss.

It must have been pretty neat growing up in the 80's...you know, other than the Reagan stuff.

Idea for a movie: Nicholas Cage gets fired from a salon for a dye job he didnt do. To get his job back, he has to steal the worlds rarest weave. The title? Con Hair.

**in extremely Cajun tone** We got all sorts of stuff and whatnot to paint. Come on in and paint yourself an alligator tail. Take out your artistic bent on some crawdads. All that and more at Ceramics Swamp!

An older woman at my work is wearing a shirt that says:
THREE
ONE
SIX
Now, I know that she is wearing it as a religious shirt, but deep down id love to see her get mad and start Stone Cold Stunnering people.

I wear flannel during the winter, hang out at the local watering hole, and never left my hometown.
I'm every good guy in Hallmark Christmas movies that people hate.