I was put on this earth to vibe tf out

I thought you’d never ask

damn. I should’ve thought of that

Hell yeah

I’ll kill u

got cornered by teenage Mormons while walking my dog. will the horrors never cease

I love my 84 year old bestie that doesn’t know I exist

I love responding to the Paul McCartney text updates like he’s my friend

new Paul McCartney album, none of you contact me until May 28 unless you want to be annoyed cuz I’m going Paulmode baby

sandhill cranes mate for life - two decades or more in some cases. the oldest sandhill crane on record was at least 37 years old.

pequeno

look at this dinky little thing

they’re so small now. like half the size I’m not even joking

shrinkflation has hit the bomb pop

March is disappearing

literally had a nightmare about my senior dog dying last night. and guess what? despite such torture I’m still gonna get another fucking dog. why we do this I’ll never know

BA DUM TSS

sandhill cranes are over 2.5 million years old, with fossils of very close relatives found to be over 10 million years old

it’s sandhill crane migration time text me for Crane Facts™️

today is the day. I get to see my beloved @gruberites.bsky.social again

I cannot tell a lie

that’s so cool I really love that for you guys. it’s so much fun to play political games with peoples’ lives

surely massive fires ripping through America’s heartland will have no wider implications for our future food & fuel supply. just a few years after Nebraska experienced unprecedented flooding. on top of everything else going on. it would be awesome if the people in power would give even half a shit

Massive wildfires in Nebraska this week, driven by high winds. The larger ones visible by satellite. Some of photos are hauntingly surreal.

“we’ve had 6 faux springs and I’m trying not to think of the implications as it’s only mid-March” mood

Omaha musicians, take advantage of the Schmitt moving sale! this weekend and next weekend. dark times require the making of art