you push the button and we'll do the rest

yer da cut out every george & lynne from the paper

30p

juant ehin aff the van

Thatcher's Techbase's health-boostin' Tennents Lager tinnies (before the brewer asked for it to be removed).

I'd gladly become a Mii if it got us a house this spacious.

My Mii with Stepho's Mii in a house with a little Broccoli dog.

It's Broccoli!

I should not be left to my own devices. They should take the devices from me.

Batchelors, call me (the company).

"You say: I am not free. But I have made a piece n Pasta 'n' Sauce (Cheese & Broccoli). Everyone understands that this illogical answer is an irrefutable proof of freedom."

- Leo Tolstoy

Thank you; these words will be of great comfort during the traditional three day period of adjustment.

me with shoulder length hair, like someone you'd hire to play a wizard in your local am-dram production. Im wearing a kinda teal hoody and a black Trodden Black t-shirt, though can't see that it's Trodden Black in the photo, that's our little secret.

Everything is the same except I have shorter hair, the kind of haircut pricks who work in finance and talk business on the phone in public places have. I promise I will not do this.

Anyway. Customary before and after photos.

The only reason anyone likes football is so they've got something to talk about at the hairdressers.

Once I'd told them what I wanted I didn't say a single word the entire time.

"how do you feel about Street Fighter 6's taunt animations being longer and uncancellable?"

sat waiting and the current cuts are talking about the football and the world cup (which is also football); I should have spent longer studying topics

cutting my hair short to give me something recent to regret

what if the real evil joffo was me all along

Loving Tomodachi Life so far.

accidentally navigated to the wrong subfolder one (1) time a few months ago so now it is the top of browser autocomplete suggestions forever

power

was it the same bpm at least?

Massive Attack, Tom Waits - Boots on the Ground YouTube video by Massive Attack

Released an hour ago.

Massive Attack and Tom Waites, "Boots On the Ground."

And it is... powerful.

youtu.be/L-57FrioeuE?...

withhold you respect, i disagree.

*clears throat, leans into mic*

"yer maw."

my toxic trait is that i still really enjoy series 3 & 4 of arrested development

Tommy Tiernan talking to Steve Coogan about seeing him perform "...something oh yeah in '97 or 98 98 it was"

Pee-wee Herman screaming (from the Playhouse's Word of the Day (it wouldn't let me do a still and a gif together)l.

they said it!

sometimes the nintendo music app serves up those honkin kirby songs with lyrics and you nearly turn it aff but then some mario kart saxophone track kicks in and all is forgiven

haven't advanced a tech level in ages

youtuber meeting their estranged father for the first time: yo what up it's ya boy