I can only imagine it was the unimaginable threatening aura of a small motorcycle going the speed limit two lanes away from them that scared them into violent threat displays

Just leaving my house and the cops trained a gun on me for daring to go down the street at the speed limit while they were nearby

They're living my life where I am not

I hate riding a motorcycle whenever I interact with someone else who rides a motorcycle

My local arcade is replacing every machine I would go there for with something you win a cup noodle out of, I think I just lost a hobby

Going to be a full set of advance courses for the next two semesters but I'll be able to finish my degree this year if I do it, give me power

"porn artists are great at anatomy" is one of the biggest clout farming lies I see circulating all the time. I've seen you people put balls and buttholes in unbelievable locations

Me turning to withered corn when the kids at the zoo describe the gibbons as hitting the griddy big 6 7

Doctors said it was good I haven't eaten yet so I could get some labs done

Seven vials of blood take. They go "Hey you don't faint much right?"

cant BELIEVE i did not upload this masterpiece here...

A boar with a gold nose ring, glasses, double brow piercings, an earring, and one bridge piercing. She is looking to the right.

A donkey with a white and black striped mane looks to the left. she has red glasses, a grey septum, bridge piercing, and one brow piercing.

Finished icon commissions for @baasphemy.online as part of Sophi's top surgery fundraiser!!! Love these two
#furry #furryart

I used to do this all the time with that picture of the pig who pooped on his balls

Love orb

A sticker on a pole that says "All Cops Are Biodegradable," also showing some stylized decomposing cop heads

spotted outside the liquor store

It's twinking or twinkling, you don't get both

I'm about to go in now and do that, but they did pretty recently fire a guy that had been there six or seven years because he asked for one, and his job was more important than mine

Just found out I am making less than new hires at the company I've been at for three years so I might be quitting today

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I went to the zoo to chill out this morning and the tiger showed me his belly so I would know I'm cooler than you

when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore

A firefighter in Istanbul performed CPR on a cat affected by a fire, bringing it back to life.😍👍💙

Melancholy of her son

My wedding anniversary is coming up and it's so crazy how the guy that told us we were right at the peak years of when people get divorced is now fired from his job and going through a divorce, get fucked hetero lmao

I always try to lift Archie to take him to bed but he wakes up if you even just look at him for too long so it never works

Y'all don't eat your core?

Photo of digital art on an iPad screen of Ashley Nichols's text to speech bot Hunibot wearing a drifloon hoodie

@ashleynichols.bsky.social Turning in some VERY late homework, watching stream VODs back, doing the "draw Hunibot as your favorite pokemon" homework from the favorite pokemon streams.

An anthro coydog (any pronouns) holds up a pen and a sketchbook, showing they drew YOU in the sketchbook! She says "Will YOU be at LVFC? Feel free to stop me and say hi for a free doodle! And, if you have your switch. Take one of my extra shiny pokemon from Z-A!" The screenshot shows a lot of shiny pokemon in Z-A boxes.

I will be at #LVFC! Stop me and say hi for a little doodle, and if you have a switch, take one of my extra Z-A shiny pokemon! I have many!

I will post a selfie when I head down to LVFC so you know how to find me.

See you all there 💖

And buddy I'm all out of ovaries

Forgot that for all the high of getting into a group in overwatch they will cancel the whole group at once on a single loss and send you to hell