Deaf puppy doesn't notice when her human comes home, so he gets to wake her up gently and see her innocent excitement.

A happy boy enjoying the sunshine

#Cat
#Caturday

Gotta love Border Collies.

Anyone playing Mewgenics got any tips for breeding ? Am still early game on Act 1

10/10 notification from Grindr

You should be knowing that by now 😌

Nuh uh, there's atleast 3 other people here with me the others are just cowards and won't admit how they really feel

Fizzy drinks taste better when they're flat and I will die on this hill

My fucking god 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ma’am I’m trying to nap here.

That's ok 🙂‍↕️

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING ? 😩

Ah I'd just tell friends directly.
Or announce it into the GC and arrange a support party at my place haha

If I ever do a break up announcement online it's time for me to come off the internet

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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

I need to see the numbers of how many people on those pages paid that price.
IG is a wild place

I had one of those pages reach out to me asking if I wanted them to share my pictures across their profiles that it'd guarantee me a close to 1000 followers and boost my exposure.

Their asking price was 100USD for 5 stories and 2 posts 😭

So handsome

If there's any sugar daddies out there or just anyone rich that wants to buy me an apartment, I wouldn't say no xx

a man with a beard and mustache is standing in a kitchen ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is standing in a kitchen

Head out of the gutter

We're not asking for much 😭

I feel like a lot of my life problems would be solved if someone just bent me into a pretzel and stretched me out

The big light should only ever be turned on when in search of the remote. That is the only time the indoor sun is permitted

Are you really gay if your house isn't filled with faggy ambient lighting

Menty B's only ✨

Or at the very least a spray bottle

Gyms should have a sprinkler system for people that commit PDA on the vicinity.

I can't be trusted to manage my carb intake so now it's no carbs for a week to see if I can stick to that 😪