in vitro hustle & grind: lets get this bred

u gotta love it when the fries got a lil psofryasis.

new massive attack, new tom waits, new boards of canada, street fighter trailer dropped and looks like it understood the assignment, what a day to be a 38 year old manchild, what a lovely day

it looks like a fandom site [derogatory] and hides any of the actually useful navigation features [like the table of contents] under multiple drop downs. I have a hard time imagining a bigger "fuck you" to your users.

The Next Generation wasn't meant to be watched in HD. Saw the reflection of the boom mic on Picard's bald head.

hello @rangedtouch.bsky.social I rushed to my computer after hearing the first 15 minutes of the latest Shelved by Genre because I had to make your idea real immediately

someone should make a movie about how all of them were deceived, for another ring was made

seriously tho can someone fucking do it already

It's not hallucination, it's the statistical analysis doing exactly what it is supposed to: slurping up the Omegaverse to learn what word is likely to follow this word.

wow harry potter fans don't like it when you tell them to read literally any other book

is not recognizing the "in dreams i walk with you" as a roy orbison lyric also an april fools bit

I realized, the moment I fell into the fissure, that the Book would not be destroyed as I had planned. It continued falling into that starry expanse, of which I had only a fleeting glimpse. I have tried to speculate where it might have landed; I must admit, however, such conjecture is futile.

as someone playing riven, i would like to wish death upon whatever dipshit on the destiny team who (1) named a boss "riven" and (2) gave him an eye-specific puzzle, rendering what should be an easy search for me wholly inoperable. may your teeth crumble and shatter.

how come IM always the one who has to build the god damn hacienda. like i know the hacienda must be built, but that could be more of a group effort here, jerks.

listening to LotR, which i haven't read since 4th grade, and every time someone thanks gandalf in the two towers he just starts talking about how great his horse is. its like a homestuck bit.
"you did all this in one night?" "with the help of my great horse, Shadowfax"
alright man

from the semifunctional brain that brought you "it took me watching Song Sung Blue to realize Kate Winslet was not the same person as Kate Hudson", it only occurred to me today that Hugo Chavez was not Cesar Chavez.

eve fartlow

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

why has charlie kaufman never written a jackass movie

pokemon tcg pocket should add a "go fuck yourself" crashout button for after matches that were absolute bullshit

After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
6/■

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. 5/

At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
4/

When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” 3/

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. 2/

I saw Chappell Roan at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” 1/

sy ableman, woman respecter

how far off from Star Trek would m&c-in-space be, really?

and surely this will intersect "well" with kalshi/polymarket

so do the bribes make them hourly-with-tips positions?