'How to get to Heaven from Belfast' -is truly f-ing funny....

That information has been suppressed by Big Whisky....

The Queen Mother was an automaton for the last 25 years of her life.

Hey - what - Steve Jobs was taken from Planet Earth!! Is this the confirmation of Aliens that we have been waiting on??

It's people who have really normal but boring names I feel for...Imagine being called 'John Smith' - every time you checked into a hotel, they'd give you a funny look.

'You'll be wanting to pay cash, sir?'

I think we should just give kids numbers until they are old enough to make their own decisions!! Parents are not responsible enough in general to give their children names!!

Just ask my daughter - Deathwitch, reaper of souls!

Yeah - Iceland is quite famous because there's some fairly normal names that you can't use....Names that contain letters not in the Icelandic alphabet for example. And in Portugal, only names that are Portuguese in origin generally - Caterina but not Catherine...

Iceland also has a fairly strict names committee with only about 4500 approved names!! Denmark also has restrictions, Germany has some sensible restrictions - you can't call your child Hitler.

"Facetiousness knows no International Boundaries" Smithers - is a modern-day puritan name to be reckoned with.

Ummmm...that's a very euro-centric point of view

Although - there are people with the given name Olly - and surely they are allowed to be called Olly?

"I tell you we will cut off his head with the crown upon it .” - Olly Cromwell

Minion Cthulhu.....so cute!!

It's a conspiracy by workplace coffee-shops!! They know at this point, you are going to go get coffee!!

Drama Lama....

So tracking colours....I'd say Green and Red not the best choice!! But also - Jedi and Sith!! Obviously - in this case the Jedi is a young padawan and the Sith is the master.

But is very cool...

One of my favourite facts was that Ultravox had never visited Vienna....and the horse...it's like a unicorn!! It's an early 'are you a replicant' test.

As I ponder 70s/80s Sitcoms for reasons - I should admit that in my Head-cannon - Roy Batty was named for Nora Batty. In fact, Last of the Summer Wine is a story about slightly defective replicants...

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These people are odd - what a weird thing to have hatred for.

'I hate that everyone especially poor people - have access to healthcare!'

Does he hate it so much that he'll turn it down...I bet the stupid c*nt doesn't have health insurance.

Once they've used up all the names from LoTR - where do we think tech companies are going to go next for their company names....and I think we need some British start-ups who mine their names from British Media (and yes, I obviously know LoTR is British). I'd like to see them use 70s/80s Sitcoms!!

Death is the only permanent respite!

Hope you get the job, Steve!

Unfortunately - there are no known cures and the long term prognosis is death - 100% of sufferers will die. The best you can hope for is a short-term alleviation from the symptoms from the glorious oblivion brought about by over-indulgence of whatever brings you joy!!

An amazing session of RQ run by @jimjimthegrim.bsky.social - Beetle Jousting and karaoke with the Troll Queen of the Big Rubble!

Enjoying 'Detective Hole' on Netflix but disappointed it's not Courtney Love solving crimes with her bandmates.

of the vetting procedure.

I wonder how many of them would even pass the vetting to get to SC.

And as for eDV, not a hope in hell!!

One of the things I wonder - how many Prime Ministers and Cabinet Ministers would actually pass DV (Developed Vetting) - Johnson and Truss certainly wouldn't have. Thinking of an unthinkable future - Farage and his mob wouldn't.

For one thing - they'd all lie on the questionnaires that are part

According to Google's AI Overview - you need five or more - otherwise it's just a foursome or a threesome. Although according to some opinions on Reddit - it is six. Five is just two couples and a w*nker.

21.00 GAVIN & STASI The course of true-love continues to be bumpy as the couple argue over weekend plans. He wants a quiet night in with a takeaway and a takeaway and a DVD, whereas she wants to round up any political dissidents and subject them to intimidation and torture to crush dissent. Warning, this programme contains several distressing scenes of James Corden.

Friday! New CEEFAUX! Exclamation marks!