It’s right out of the Batusi.

I just reserved a dvd from the library. I’ll probably check in on #letterboxdFriday in a couple of weeks. Haven’t seen this since an overnight lock-in in…1985?

I went to a midnight screening where a very drunk young lady attempted to recreate this dance for the audience. She absolutely ate shit and it was hilarious. You can’t lose with these moves!

You should report their performance to their boss. Pretty shoddy representation of the company, if you ask me.

There’s a fantastic 75 minute movie living inside all the excess talking and feet in Death Proof. Stuntman Mike is a great villain.

Preparing for my workday

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Bollocks.

Is The Last Starfighter streaming anywhere? I can never find it.

Night of the Comet!

I broke my 1977 Shazam fast food glass a couple of weeks ago. It stings. The Batman showed up in the mail in shards.

“More like conjunctagayness, Pinkeye.”

He’s going to hate being diagnosed with pinkeye, the gayest sounding disease.

Me, trying to be normal:

Same.

Yeah, that’s why my reaction seemed jarring to me at the time. Normally complete nonsense is where I live.

When I read that book, it really made me appreciate Austen’s writing. I started getting annoyed with the interruptions of zombies and ninjas along the way.

These look great. In my day, all we had were wood-burning cats.

I feel that for sure. Same with Colbert on bad days.

You can’t doubt a picture taken with today’s paper. That’s Kidnapping 101.

Nice shout out to Elder-Beerman, Heroic Wizened Brewmaster of Eternia.

I was going to say that it caught COVID and died in 2021, though I saw Avengers in a theater where the only other people there just had a normal volume conversation through the whole movie so maybe it’s been longer.

The introduction of headphones that flip to speakers didn’t help things.

This is who runs this account.

a man with a beard is eating something in front of a stone wall Alt: a man with a beard is eating something in front of a stone wall

You seem like you’re referring to the actor best known as Congo’s Herkimer Homolka.

Have you listened to evil lately? Cuz it ain’t smart.

Truer words were never spoken. Too bad evil didn’t fail to win elections in this reality, too.

When will Man declare war on the Sun? It may be sooner than you think!

Filled with green peaness!

Well, the sun will come out, uh, eventually. Sometime soon probably.