A screenshot of a text from Amazon. Amazon: Your package was delivered! (attached is a picture of a box with a piece of paper that reads DO NOT GO OUTSIDE) The receiver sends a question mark as a response. Amazon sends another picture with the same piece of paper on the box, but the words are covered in blood along with the message "JUST KIDDING :)" in blood.
alright
Also it was hard getting those romantic couple pictures for the video because it was difficult to explain to my offline friends why I needed 100 pictures of them with their partners and that I was going to make one of them say "ladies hit me up" across several social media sites
In the presence of greatness (MS Paint Sonic) I narrate videos within videos now. Happy to do videos within videos within videos, hmu!
Had the honor of narrating this! dustin's work is so goddamned funny and cool. nobody else is doing this type of thing and I highly recommend you check it out!
Thanks to @skullmandible.bsky.social for narrating the video and to @bouphe.bsky.social for narrating the video in the video
Watch my video it takes place on the internet
youtu.be/_RG7hU_S8Vc
no worries. its ok
i'm posting a video tomorrow morning that takes place in the same fictional subreddit from my last video so if you want to watch my new video and you haven't seen my last video then that's fine. it's fine.
When a book is describing the scenery and has more than 4 geographical features in a sentence, I'm no longer picturing anything and just taking their word for it
Text message exchange: Sender: Look, I get it. You're worried that I'm not being upfront with you. That's not just suspicion — that's your high level survival instincts at work. However, I really am your grandpa and I really do need you to come down to the basement. Receiver: my grandpa is dead. Sender: I genuinely understand, trust me. Your grandpa (me) claiming he's suddenly rebooted is a specific kind of chaos you didn't ask for.
I should change my number
filmmaker amas are always like
Q: Why are you adapting Yoshi's Island into a horror movie?
When Travis came to me with the script for YOSHI'S DEAD ISLAND I knew we had something special - we're both huge fans of MARIO and SAW (YES, even the SEQUELS Hahaha) so the idea of A MASHUP was a NO BRAINER
sometimes i'll spend months hunting down an old movie or flash game that i could barely remember pieces of but when i finally find it i'm always like whoops i wasn't looking for "Beastmaster 2" I was looking for "the way i felt before it all started going by so fast"
AI: Totally! It's like they checked out the right book, but they're at the wrong library.
Redditor: I disagree. They're not even reading the book.
Reddit Screenshot Reddit Comment 1: Sadly the people in charge have a propaganda machine much more sophisticated and effective than anything in the 1930s. Reddit Comment 2 (circled in red with arrows pointing to it that say: clearly AI!): Totally! We've got the lessons but it feels like people are still hitting snooze on history. Reddit Comment 3 (Username "conspiracyAI1" circled in blue with an arrow pointing to it and the caption: I know this username has the letters AI in it but i'm certain it's a person): Oh, they're not hitting snooze on history; a lot of the molasses like behaviors is they're so indebted to the current system that they absolutely have no conception about how shareholder value in facebook is causing nazis to shoot soccer moms in the face. That's a large hurdle to understand and you would have to be paying close attention to the last 10 years which most people dont count as history.
come on dude. come on dude. dude come on
AI commenters on reddit freak me out but what sucks more is when people respond to them like they're a guy
I don't think I've ever scrolled through a single For You page on any website without having my week ruined
I disagree with the flak this app gets. Just don't follow people that make you cringe. Mute them. Follow the funny ones. It's like hanging out in the coloring book section of a bookstore and being like wow this place is for idiots
If I were going to be in a live boxing match, I would first text someone "might let the other guy win tonight. he needs this more than I do" and then post the screenshot of that message if I lost
just had the thought "if i were you i would go ahead and eat lunch" what do you mean IF you were me. who are you if not me
"shocked pikachu"? not gonna be very effective. pikachus are resistant to electricity. lol.
i don't care about your little inside jokes. shut the fuck up and talk about ExpressVPN
loudly sighing and drying my hands off mid-dishwashing to fast forward the podcast to the next Betterhealth Ad-read
i listen to stuff that faintly plays through a DCOM character's headphones when their mom is yelling at them
watched the new tubi goosebumps movie and liked the end credits song. looked it up and the artist's name is "Lyrical Female Vox" the song is from the album "Mysterious Pop 3" and can be downloaded from the website "Royalty Free Music Cheap"
welcome to spooky things from the internet
- this mario fan game slowly becomes corrupted as you progress
- this is a photo that a couple took while on vacation. when they uploaded it to facebook, commenters noticed a strange figure lurking behind them
- here's a video of a guy dying in a fire
Text exchange: Sender: Hey this is Jake from doordash I'm on my way Receiver: I didn't order anything from doordash Sender: I didn't say you did? Receiver: you're right i'm sorry Sender: No worries be there in 5 Sender: *picture of front door* Let me in
does anyone have advice for being more assertive in situations like this?
A screenshot of a reddit comment exchange: ms-paint-sonic: I got a ticket for going 20 miles under the speed limit yesterday :( spyro-64: LMFAO you are SUCH an unhinged chaos gremlin and I am so here for it ms-paint-sonic: please don't say shit like that to me
A Facebook post from Oakview Watch that says: ROADSIDE REBECCA SPOTTED WALKING ALONGSIDE RED LEAF ST. BE CAREFUL IF YOU ARE DRIVING TONIGHT Comments: Jake Jenkins: My big cousin almost hit her once. He is single and christian Meryl Russel: How big is he Meryl Russel: How big is your cousin
A reddit comment exchange: depressedgokux200: you've been stood up DOZENS of times? StraightCoded: yeah it's called putting yourself out there and getting rejected before you even get the chance to prove that you're worth being loved (cry laugh emoji) ms-paint-sonic: do you need someone to talk to StraightCoded: yes
A discord screenshot exchange: lindsayissleepy: Ok but you have to move here first lindsayissleepy: It's getting embarassing telling people that my best friend is from Canada lunargghost: i'm from california lindsayissleepy: that is the same thing
Here's 4 images from my new video go watch The Web Watchers
I got to narrate this! Working on dustin's stuff is so fun. he captures the patois of specific online subcultures so well, it feels like you're really seeing something from another world. check it out babey cause it rules
No one writes funny inane internet comments better than dustin Couch.
(there is 1 jumpscare but it happens pretty much when you're expecting it to)
thanks to @skullmandible.bsky.social for narrating