If you are attacked, you have a right to defend yourself up to the point of k!ll!ng the person attacking you. You do not have the right to then go to that person’s house, burn it down, slaughter everyone inside, then go to their friends’ houses and do likewise.

Get em get em get em ….

I was describing #BlueSky to someone today and I said it “is like Twitter but without Nazis.”

#GenX was the first generation to be taught about saying no to drugs, get warned about stranger danger and that some people like kids in a very bad way. However, we were told that the danger would come from randos. We were not really warned that the real danger was much closer to home.

Do what he say! Do what he say!

So …
This is your red line?
Not adultery.
Not bearing false witness.
Not fraud.
Not theft.
Not r@pe.
Not mocking the disabled.
Not family separation.
Not shedding innocent blood.
This.
Just …
This.
“I know your deeds; you have a reputation of being alive, but you are dead.” -Revelation 3:1

Congratulation to Astronaut Christina Koch to be the first woman in history to get that far away from dangerous sexual predator Donald Trump.

I am not one of those who believes that history repeats, but consider the following from Herodotus: the Oracle at Delphi told the fabulously wealthy King Croesus that if he invaded Persia he would "destroy a great empire." Croesus invaded and lost--the empire he destroyed was his own.

I think people are only debating whether Donald Trump is currently going through cognitive decline because he's always been so phenomenally stupid, it's hard to tell.

I used to respond to people saying the moon landing was fake with a long explanation of how wrong they are. Now I just respond with “Your mom is fake.” #GenX

In the immortal words of Ned Stark: “everything before the word ‘but’ is horse shit.”

Gotta admit: I did not have him posting “praise be to Allah” on Easter Sunday on my 2026 Bingo Card

“But…but .. I listened to Andrew Taint and Nick Fuentes and made misogyny 9/10 of my online personality. Why don’t they want to date me?”

There’s two parts to an apology: the acknowledgement of guilt, and making things right. They can tell me how sorry they are from now til the cows come home. I won’t believe it until I see it.

Forgive us if we’re not in a particularly celebratory mood this year.

Who Kegsbreath is planning to replace the Army’s top general with …

Everybody who gets their happy ass on tv and voices support for war with Iran needs to answer two questions:
-Are YOU going?
-Is your child gonna go?
Because if the answer to either one of those questions is “no,” fuck off straight to hell.

Stalin purged his generals too.

She could redeem some portion of her soul if she were to release the unredacted Epstein Files before she clocked out for good.

She's a great cartoonist