Pictured: Alex every 15 minutes.

You think people who write jingles are fun to hang out with, but only at first?

Anyone else wish Alexa had a Homer Simpson setting?

But not Homer's regular voice. I want Alexa to answer my questions the same way Homer's brain said "$20 can buy many peanuts."

Was watching a gameplay ad and the demo player was... fine?

Like, not intentionally so bad that I get frustrated and download the game to show them how it's done.

Made me worried I'd be terrible at it.

Is there some rule that every new series or movie must cast either James Marsden or Kumail Nanjiani, but no series or movie can cast both?

Not complaining.

Awkward scenes aboard Artemis II as Trump stops ranting and none of the astronauts have anything left to say to him, leading to extended dead air

We played a Clue video game tonight. I chose to play Col Mustard. Because I was playing with the girls, I called my profile Daddy.

I was not expecting my turns to start with the game calling me Mustard Daddy.

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Great Fanstream today with lots of cool reveals:

- Retro Wave pre-order today mainline @1pm EST
- Taurus/Red Dog pre-order today Fanmazon @1pm EST
- Destro/Despoiler pre-order today Fanmazon @1pm EST
- Ramp Rats pre-order April 9th Pulse Exclusive @1pm EST Premium 2pm EST Public

Some April 1sts, the only jokes you can make are meta.

Looking forward to experiencing Hellbreakers vicariously through the Intrepid Heroes.

I'm thinking "Tina is awesome" to the tune of Viva Las Vegas.

Had one of those dreams where a bunch of stuff happened so I can't piece together what the dream was about.

HOWEVER

At one point I introduced my wife to John Cena, saying "This is Tina. She doesn't have her own theme song."

You don't truly understand how few pants you own until you throw a pair out.

Dead Eye is illustrated by @stefano-romano.bsky.social. I especially loved his BTS schematic tracking what part goes where in bot mode.

Dead Eye, an Autobot based on G.I. JOE's Persuader. Illustrated by DropKick.

Years ago, a JoeCustoms board member illustrated a Transformer based on The Persuader. I lost the art and the name of the artist.
When MaesterAelix asked me for ideas for a Transformers RPG build for his series, I took the chance to create a new Persuader Transformer.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDZW...

If space becomes a problem, are you willing to Lego?

With uncanny valley speech patterns?

The GI Joe: A Real American Hero comic is fascinating because I don't think you can pin it down as "left-wing" or "right-wing". Its worldview and politics are inextricable from three facts about Larry Hama:
- He's Japanese-American
- He's a Vietnam vet
- He has lived the most insane life imaginable

I've never been more disappointed with my Pathfinder group.

THOMAS: There's a Lumberjack archtype.
ME: And it's OK.

And then no reaction! Nothing!

So he put on a bit of weight, no need to scale shame him.

I have gained weight *and* gotten angrier over the years...

Adorable!

Optimus' parts as a baseball cap and a t-shirt he's clearly grown out of really work.

Probably never. It's too me-centric.

That's the Sigma 6 Metal Mayhem.

Sigma 6 figures are 2" taller than Classified figures, so I needed to stretch Lifeline out to get him to fit nicely. But forcing Lifeline into mechs that weren't meant for him is a tradition now.

sigma6central.com/toys/reviews...

Are you saying you don't have a doll and robot parts lying around your house?

As a kid, inspired by an episode of Muppet Babies, I smashed a robot toy to see what I could cannibalize out of the parts.

The robot's upper body and a hollowed out hinged made a decent mech suit for a G.I. JOE. I decided Lifeline was the best candidate to pilot it.

Thus, Mechamedic was born!

First Aid is Lifeline reincarnated on Cybertron.

Ratchet is special guest referee.

The toys say Doc is the pacifist. The cartoon and comic say it's Lifeline.

It's time they put up their paci-fists and settle this in the ring!

Who do you think of as G.I. JOE’s resident pacifist? And which G.I. JOE medic do you prefer?

And Hordak is played by Frank Langella.