Well, I have finally updated my iPhone. I went from a perfectly usable iPhone 8 (which I had to replace due to apps no longer working) to a used free iPhone 11 Pro.
Almost got a phone made this decade.
Also so much more massive than the 8.
The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...
This Is Just To Say
I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update
and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize
Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying
I remember long ago there was a cartoon of a guy with a couple of facial piercings doing an interview. The punchline was the interviewer saying 'come back when your face clears up'
I think every generation looks at the next generations' body adornment as a negative to employment.
It is a universal form of comparative measurement.
As in smaller than a bread bin, but larger than a baby’s forearm
Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.
my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
i think folks might be unfamiliar with "the pharisees", so let's make it clear: he's saying the jews run the press, and that they are conspiring to undermine the military. it's not just antisemitism, it's indistinguishable from nazism.
I’ve an iPhone 8. I now have to get a new phone because needed apps are no longer working with my version of the IOS.
I just felt that I could use the money for so many other things.
Luckily, someone is giving me their used iPhone 11.
9 years. Not bad for tech used everyday
Hrm. I’ve made 1000 (+1 now). That’s 4.6 post per follower.
Talk about a deal! Other accounts have .5-2 post per follower. Here, we appreciate all our followers and give you value for your time.
Tell your friends to follow! Let them see for themselves what a bespoke posting feed is like.
Wait, if your player is suspended for sexual harassment, you're allowed to release them? Do the #Argos know this? #CFL
As she left, her perfume lingered- two parts garden. One part chloroform
What a line
Well, neither have made a good album since 2016, if that helps your argument
Sitting in car near a chick-fil-a and harshly judging everyone who goes in.
You hate LGBTQ and so do you. And yes, even you.
Yah know, you don’t have to accept every Conservative who wants to cross the aisle.
This is no longer the party that most people voted for.
I went and saw Project Hail Mary.
A guy came in with his service dog and the dog sat there the whole time just concentrating on the movie.
Afterwards I told the guy I was amazed your dog watched the movie like that.
He replied, me too especially because he hated the book.
Think I’ve got the lyrics slightly wrong.
Hello Muddah
Hello Faddah
Here I am at Camp Granada
I feel stupid
And contagious
Something something something.
I really don't want to have to spend over a grand to replace my phone because app developers have decided to change the minimum ios requires.
Yes, yes my iphone is almost 10 years old...blah blah blah blah.
Anyone know of a good source for phones?
You must use our app to get all price deals.
We’ve just updated our app beyond your phone’s operating system. Sorry you can no longer use our app. Buy a new phone yah cheap bastard.
My level 20 FBI agent uses hypergeomatry to cast ‘expel’. The mi-go must make a constitution saving throw or be thrown into the void.
My level 10 medic cast ‘cure insanity’. You recover 10 sanity points.
My sister when she first moved into her place was excited to learn that the Easter parade went down her street. Or she was until the guys hauling giant crosses and others self flagellating passed her porch. Expected clowns, got whips.
small crab eating a grape (important)
This is what baby eels looks like. The long trailing tail is its *stomach* (nope, we scientists have no idea why)
Eels hold their mysteries close
📽️ by Fan Zhang
Thanks.
Tubi has the HP Lovecraft Historical Society's production of Whisperer in the Darkness and the 'silent' Call of Cthulhu.
A bad cold means I’ve been stuck in my room for 4 days to protect my immune compromised sister. Getting very bored. So bored.
Oh and good luck
And chicken feet if under?
Yes, I know to many people, chicken feet is a delicacy. It just an amusing juxtaposition to chicken fingers.
The evergreen classic;
Oh my god, the alt text is a gift. 😹
Explosion at Richmond and John. Be safe everyone
The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.
