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Black cat stretched out lazily on stair landing

Claude spent the first eight weeks of his life in a sewer pipe, now he and his bro lounge on landings and chew on flower bouquets

Sigh. My parents died at 64 (cancer) and 70 (cardiac event) and I feel hugely ripped off at them leaving so early, but the only ONLY good thing is I was spared the long declines.

I'm so sorry.

I admit being overly influenced by an episode of “I Dream of Jeannie” when Tony Nelson had to be isolated after going to the moon 😝

Your updates are awesome. Are astronauts still isolated after touching down?

lol I just got a little nauseous here on my couch

Paranoid, defiant, and furious, sounds like my household! 🤪😵‍💫😒

LMAO at the parents "horrified by the J. Crew spots" ❤️ (mom and dad sound just wonderful!)

Sigh. A good man, living his life to the fullest available to him. I'm sorry for his loss.

My younger sister is in her early 50s, has two teenage daughters and a couple of degrees (switched careers from marketing to nursing), but I still think she's 11 and doesn't really know how to do much besides deliver newspapers on her bike and collect Hello Kitties. It will always be this way.

Very. Good. Question.

CompuServe folks. And a Geocities shitty web page. I cruised the information superhighway.

like old leather purses

I am happy my crudeness delights you 😆

I mean, if Hillary talked that way to me I'd be scared too, and I'm not a dumbshit bonehead who gives handies in theaters.

A dental hygienist told me to never let animals like dogs lick my face because of the bacteria. I was like, letting dogs lick my face is one of my joys in life. But er, the sepsis thing …

Six seven. Or is it seven six?

💯

Amazing story Drew -- thank you for reporting it.

our cats looooooove this

I haven't laughed in weeks following the untimely death of my dear friend, I'm snickering and heh-heh'ing like a hyena, bless you

same. same.

I keep thinking about wisdom from a beloved former therapist : Be curious, not furious, i.e., when being confronted/challenged, think on it. You might learn something. Or, you'll get confirmation they're a useless jackass after they say something really stupid. Useful either way!

well played 😸

same for me but I like to hedge my bets

God, I second this

ewwwww hahahahahaha 😅

does anyone in that world have normal lips

dying, absolutely dying here BLESS YOU