Now get out and vote in the midterms like your life depends on it, because it does. #NoKings

Miniature elephant? Hadn’t thought of that. Also… clown cars aren’t magic… different breed.

How did they even get into the car to begin with?! Apparently anything is possible now in the upside down. 😵‍💫

I’m noticing the copper water bottles. Are you kidding me? Ugh. I think our canteens had parasites in them when we got them… yeesh.

“ The entire system will shut down.”

My 9 year old told me the teacher taught them how to use AI, and now I feel like “speaking to the manager”. Why? Do they hate water?

I’m just a girl, watching a boy, trying to steal that Almanac back… #backtothefuture2

It’s so crazy how this is SO much like Back to the Future 2, AND Idiocracy. WTF. Did we accidentally manifest this?! Can we all please pick a better movie?🙏🏻

Jun 19: SpaceX Starship 36 explodes into massive fireball during static test last night

a woman is looking at herself in a broken mirror with a picture of tommy boss on the wall ALT: a woman is looking at herself in a broken mirror with a picture of tommy boss on the wall

Currently over saturating my mom with videos, like she over saturated me with the Bible. I highly recommend it.

Were you in San Fran, or do they hold them everywhere on the same day?

Protect the new Pope:
Keep JD Vance away from him.

Plant EVERYTHING. Literally anything. Start yesterday.

I’m keeping Bluesky as a back up, even though I don’t remember to post. All of my political info is being shared on IG… I’m just here because I think most of us are actually on the same side, even though there are bogies 👀. Starting a homestead soon. Would like to follow those people the most.

Im starting to think we’ll never get back to just being regular annoyed, at things like people not using their turn signals. Homestead time.

So cute! Thanks!

Well, I guess we all need burner phones now.

That tracks.🤷‍♀️

I remember some of those. Holy crap! Wild stuff. I didn’t want to do reality because I thought it was all junk. Did it anyway. I guess I got lucky. 🍀 🤷‍♀️😘

Time doesn’t exist. We made it up. 🤷‍♀️🫣❤️

I would love to self deport.

President Biden used to just go home on the weekends, and maga had fucking conniptions about it.

trump golfs every weekend and even some weekdays to a tune of $3M taxpayer dollars per trip, and MAGAts are quiet as church rats.

Worked out for some people. 🤷‍♀️ That is unfortunately the game. You literally never know.

YES PLEASE! I’ll have what she’s having! The one behind the bar! Is it just guts?! Yes, I will have some guts, please! That look delicious & I love it! 🥰

Welcome to the upside down. Build a small farm.

These political social news kids are getting on my crush list with Bernie. What is happening to me? Oh… the rebellion. Everyone needs to stop fucking with republicans. Ladies, we could end this war… ugh. I assume the people that I need to read this, will not.

Hey boo! I think we’re still trying to make Fetch happen! Let’s do it!

I have a male friend that was always male, but developed breasts & had to take male hormones. These mofos have no idea what they’re doing to people & they definitely do not care. I’m preaching to the choir on this app I suppose.

A tribute to all the first people voted out on 'Survivor' EW pays our respects to those 'Survivor' contestants who were cut loose just as the game got going.

Everyone wants to get first place when they play #Survivor, but someone also has to be the first one out. Here, we pay our respects to those who were cut loose just as the game got going. ew.com/tv/survivor-...

Kind. lol. 😘