@knowledgefight.bsky.social , do we have a comment?

You are asking too much. They can't even find outfielders from the outfield or designated hitters who can hit (Benintendi)

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Phew Sox winner

As I was saying... #WhiteSox

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Meanwhile in the Sacramento dugout...

I'd like to see a team try to come back from this lead...

...check that. Nevermind. #WhiteSox

Nobody knows what's going on in this game, players included.

It's my fault for thinking that the #WhiteSox wouldn't White Sox when I turned on the White Sox game. When will I learn that the White Sox will always White Sox?

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McGuire with an RBI and Benintendi with a homer? Sounds like someone in Sacramento had a curse put on them.
#WhiteSox

Won't score another run all weekend.

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Mune bomb. #WhiteSox

...meaning they will not score any runs tomorrow or Sunday.

Make tonight his promo video and shop him for whatever you can get.

Probably should start looking for outfielders to play in the outfield.

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Reminder for #WhiteSox fans

Correction: never WOULD have done that.

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Let's do this. #WhiteSox

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Let's do this. #WhiteSox

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Split in KC. I'm happy.

What offense?

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Kiss of death.

Was trying to Google search that Bull Durham quote about LaLoosh's record. Sadly "Nuke" is trending for other reasons today.