My fucking Steam account got hacked and now I have to wait for recovery... Why couldn't I just have been killed instead?

TRIP REPORT
wearing the mask from The Mask

00:00 Putting on the mask
00:01 Already hitting. Playing honky tonk piano with 5 arms.
00:12 Bouncing around like flubber
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03:50 Omg finally saw a mirror. Why is my head so big. Kids are yelling "John Fetterman"
03:51 it won't come off it won't come OFF

I think rich people should just kinda shut the fuck up

Wish it was rainbow

This is going to work on somebody on here who yells at you about how they fantasize that you voted

From Disney Masters Vol. 9: The Secret of the Ice Sword Mickey and friends are riding ontop of a dragon-esque creature. Man: The success of our entire mission depends on the force of your concentration and will, Goofy! Goofy: M-MMH!

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

I daydream frequently about ridding the world of evils, if ya catch my drift

I would say that people are too smart to be entertained by that garbage but people have watched 3 different Sheldon shows so yeah

i support whichever candidate will vow to eradicate palantir and its owners

My Google assistant is awful now, I used to always just say "direct me to [location]", now half the time it says "I'm sorry, I don't understand", then I have to say "give me directions" and wait for it to ask me where to.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

I hate rich people!

Suspicious goose: which views? WHICH VIEWS MOTHERFUCKER

"sure you might disagree with 10% of her views..."

It's weird how we have dumpsters in my city and people aren't constantly jacking off and smearing shit on them.

You cannot reason or find compromise with people who are so unhinged that even the simplest gesture of support for trans people provokes a shrieking tantrum, and it is pointless to try. Some people really need to learn this.

Apparently I'm a loudmouth asshole with bad opinions but like c'mon who isn't, right?

Man I am too much even for the "evil" autism subreddit, I truly have no online home

Seems like a really good idea to just let go of the wheel and let the mistake machine go to town on your code

I already hated Bill but now he's coming at my autistic hoodie-wearing ass specifically? Oh hell no

ICE is not broken. It's agents murdering people, taking trophies of victims, using illegal tactics, breaking laws, spreading terror, and leaving death cards are not isolated events, outliers, or accidents. ICE is operating exactly as intended.

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

It will never cease to amaze me how insane people will get about circumcision. Even if it doesn't make sense and is against the consent of the child, who fucking cares honestly? It's an old tradition that isn't going anywhere and most guys just enjoy the dick they have regardless

White people should not be able to steal the word unc

If you know how the code runs, you understand that it doesn't "know" anything, at all

Of course not

my biggest pet peeve around LLMs is when people (usually those invested in its success) call it “intelligent”. it definitionally, how it functions on a base level, is not intelligent. the way LLMs are built, it can never hit real intelligence. it’s just predictive

Being an adult means not wanting to get up in the morning, not wanting to do anything, feeling like just going to sleep all the time, abusing edibles.. Actually I think I'm just depressed. Nevermind