bro thinks they writing the epic of gilgamesh

I dont know anything about tomodachi life is it just like the Sims or something

Three panel comic. Panel 1: the stage of the Jerry Springer show with an audience watching. A peeved looking person sits in a chair. Jerry Springer stands next to him and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the incensed audience boos loudly. Panel 3: security attempts to break out a fistfight between the onstage guest and a prehistoric fish, the Tiktaalik.

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

This. Every time you see a "successful" trans person, know we are just one transphobe away from losing everything. This is one reason why it is important for allies to actually ally when we're not around -- transphobes should know their views aren't acceptable to anyone.

It's a perfectly large tank for a normal lionfish he's just gargantuan

upside of dinner: this massive 10+ year old red lionfish

[louder, as if that'll improve reception] THE BLUESKY DEVS WOULD BE VERY UPSET BY YOUR JOKES ABOUT VIBE CODING IF THEY COULD LOAD YOUR POSTS

This would be less embarrassing if I hadn't also cried at a milk bone commercial two days ago

I love u

trying not to make a scene in this very sweet little thai restaurant while also trying to make sure liz knows im not actually sad it's just happening i have no control over it

After 6 years together my wife has finally learned my most terrible secret: I have an uncontrollable pavlovian urge to cry when I hear that ukulele version of somewhere over the rainbow and it almost ruined our dinner

Better eat more russian coffee candy

the good vibes are coming to get me

U can tell i have GAD because im freaked out by how chill this place is

😬

This is basically adult naptime I got drugs and snacks and a soft blanket and a chaise lounge to sleep on for 2 hours

IV bars are pretty fucked up ngl

Im kind of toiling but the mines are of self reflection and soft blankets

at the ketamine clinic ama

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. The bridge of the Enterprise is shown from above looking down. Data sits at his console looking back at the rest of the crew, who are all passed out in various situations; on the floor, slumped over a console, or half falling off their chairs. Worf, notorious Klingon warrior, dangles over the tactical station. No caption.

Oh fuck get well soon damn

His corpse should be on display on opening night

This is what Orwell deserves for slobbing the knob of capitalism so hard

Very grateful to be in a position to buy a place at all but it does require you to make lofty plans and get excited about a big life change and having that all just not pan out at all really sucks

love 2 make lots of very stressful plans and negotiations and have them result in fuckin nothing

trying to buy a house fuckin sucks

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