😬 THAT'S NOT GOOD – The Air Force VIP jet (SAM236 – tail: 99-0004) departs Pakistan after only a few hours on the ground 👀

Is that cop on a freaking Percheron?

I shouldn’t have to!!!

This could be us but for whatever reason you refuse to wear the hat with the little bells on it

What is wrong with you

Look at how dirty they did my ancestors back at ellis island

Great uncle Buster was the first Jercov to come over from the old country

It would be three generations before we could restore the true name

ok just don’t recite the gauge

it’s TMI

I would simply vaporize into an embarrassed cloud of shame particles, never to respawn

But your IG is probably nicer than mine

This I can support

RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! DO YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR GLASSES?

They don’t know about duck fat yet

Hayley Williams is at the concert venue tomorrow night and I just found out she brought Jeff Tweedy on to guest in NYC last night

👀 *scheme scheme*

Just standing in the corner talking to yourself about whether or not you exist

Healthier than whatever we’re doing now, surely

“women should be allowed”

to participate in society, to think and choose for ourselves, to exist

without being in fear for our lives

I believe in all weasels

How do you do that thing with a silk scarf on your head that makes it so your hair stays back and you don’t get sweat in your eyes but also you don’t look like a babushka from 1909

Yes there are approximately 9-11 others like you

Shit now I need to check if I’m real

BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores.

The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.

Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.

like am I doing it wrong

or is the answer “11” and it’s trying not to hurt my feelings

I love that we’re still gonna try and put on a World Cup here in like 90 days

What gives, realfollowers.bsky.social ?

Busy day I guess

I really need to stop scheduling anything else on days when I have therapy

My wounded inner child is NOT up to going to my absurd job after all that

Hey realfollowers.bsky.social

… nice

Something I probably wouldn’t do is candyflip at a Dababy show

This poor girl has destroyed my bathroom

If you’re taking pot shots at the pope, you’re not winning very Billy and possibly might not be serious people

This is a pretty gross take tbh

Swalwell just LOOKS like the fuckboi we all now know he is

TV-ready nice guy sleazebag

Usually the concert venue by my bar has a weird but ok mix of acts, the fans are normally fine

But tonight it’s Nazis and I kind of don’t know what to do bc I need my job real bad

sorry, “Russian deathcore”

dads are taking their kids to this and idk idk idk this suuuuucks

A slice of bacon and an egg in a cast iron pan. The egg is above the bacon with the yolk looking like the pupil of a giant single eye looking off to the left. The bacon is below it, looking like a frown. The overall appearance is that of an upset creature from mythology

THE CYCLOPS IS UNHAPPY

See also: ‘Tate Reeves’