drew an egg

We regret to inform you that the British Secret Agent playing baccarat lost and has been murdered

how i'm entering silicon valley after the Great Unraveling

then i would go inside and watch animaniacs, i wasn't very popular at school but i knew who marlon brando was & could id an indigo bunting no problem

people talking about getting into birding in their midlives and this is how i know i've spiritually been 180 years old since i was nine, when i was go and sit very still near the feeder instead of "making friends" or "learning social cues"

(Alternate) Zoobilee Zoo TV Intro YouTube video by Fatal Farm

all my memories of zoobilee zoo have been sublimated into the fatal farms version

m.youtube.com/watch?v=RKj2...

i actually had to just go and make sure they weren't something i made a false memory of up

'81 so i'm pretty sure there was also a wuzzles sweatshirt in there. "what was a wuzzle?" the children never ask, which is good because fucked if i can remember

In 1993, this became gangs, but the gangs were also drugs. Then recycling kind of took over for a while, and then it was 9/11 and I was allowed to have coffee.

I was born in 1983. Every day I woke up, switched from my Mario pajamas to my Mario sweatsuit, and every adult in the world told or sang at me to stay off drugs using entirely vibes based child psychology that had never been tested in the field. Then I would watch TGIF, fall asleep, and do it again.

i will allow you from 2 pm til 8 or 9, which is close enough to 'overnight'

the recipe calls for it to sit 'overnight' but that's not gonna happen, that never happens

i made cookie dough, put it in the fridge to rest, and then went to the gym, masterful gambit me

yessssssssss, so fuckin' well deserved, congrats ♥️

That's not what unc means: aftermath.site/unc-aave-afric...

Cory Booker… remind me: did he endorse Mamdani in the mayors race in NYC ?

congratulations!! hell yes dude

Car, Table, Counter, or TakHomaSak® In my third or fourth year of life I ate my first restaurant meal, at the Steak 'n Shake on Green Street near the University of Illinois campus. I dined on a Steakburger, french fries, and a Coke. I f...

Here’s Ebert’s essay, if you want something to mourn: “Car, Table, Counter, or TakHomaSak®”
www.rogerebert.com/roger-ebert/...

time to figure out where the hell my copy of life itself is and read it cover to cover

tying it into mccarthy's suttree as well, god damn

god, he was so fucking good. maybe once a day i think about the one he wrote discussing the a&w root beer he kept dreaming of post-cancer surgery when he couldn't eat any longer

In 2012, not long before the great Roger Ebert died, he published one of the finest, tightest essays ever composed about the ineffable nostalgic perfections of chain restaurants, a celebration of his beloved Steak ‘n Shake and its unchanging, ever-delicious burgers and fries. (Link at end of 🧵)

i feel targeted somehow by both of these

thinking about the final episode of northern exposure again

Screenshot of my art of a muscular robeless yoda in a white thong Corey Brickley Illustration. Justice f...•1 d look u can be upset all you want but im an official star wars artist this is canon Corey Brickley Illustration. Justi... • 2 d took a crack at imagining robeless yoda TOP WARS ... 532 • 112 t72,8K 58,6K 8

oddly enough i have not been invited to paint another star wars book cover since I posted this

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

8 photos of the same woman in various poses

Contact sheet of Billie Holiday recording the album Music for Touching
Phil Stern, 1955

congratulations!

this article convinced me that the tax should be $10

I'm not sure my French is good enough to understand the full subtleties of Libé's review of the Michael Jackson biopic