bengal cat resting his head on a stuffed weasel on a red leather couch

he loves this stupid toy so goddamn much

it's legal to hit anyone so long as you do it with a car. that's why "There's nothing quite so special as a car."

Two Mourning Doves at a bird feeder with a built-in camera. One dove is in profile, very close to the camera, and appears to be looking at it, and the other dove is further back, but also looks like it’s staring straight into the lens.

These two Mourning Doves at my feeder cam look like they just rang my doorbell because Tony Soprano sent them to collect a debt I owe.

Auden is always an auto-re-skeet

A songbird-style dust bath would regulate me emotionally

I always say this, but the Trump animatronic at Disney World is clearly a Hillary Clinton one they hastily repurposed

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

It’s important to remember that these people, though dangerous, are also stupider than dirt

Christopher Nolan shouldn’t be making a movie based on an epic poem; he should be making a movie that is like “what if you had a gun that could shoot memories?”

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026, dir. Nia DaCosta)

If you want to boil down John Browns message it isn’t “rebellion” it is “slavery is against gods laws and must be fought by any means necessary.“

It was not “vote against the chief executive who is a dang Cheeto”

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

choke on an ice cube alone in your mansion you frosted miniwheat howdy doody dickhead

they have good chemistry!

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

called it beat for beat lmao

he's a convenience store robber in over his head! it's a bottle episode! he will definitely not befriend hostage carol hathaway and then get shot by the cops at the end

random baby ewan mcgregor on an old episode of er

working from home

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

“… that golden age which nobody noticed was happening at the time; I mean the long decade between the fall of the Wall and the fall of the Towers … Slung between these two wide-reaching levellings, the intervening years held civilisation happily if ignorantly scooped, as in a hammock.”

1989 and 2001 are twelve years apart

but yeah, nobody else really has bothered? they get into their one thing and they more or less do that with slight variations

"this feels like if the glass spider tour hadn't been a disaster" was my first immediate thought watching it

i get the feeling he learned a lot from bowie

like bowie and iman came closer but when you start teaming up on stage

that's beyond 'goals' into i don't know what