TortToo has also figured out I never leave the house without my bra or glasses, so when she wants me to stay home, she sits on my bra while I'm showering and tries to steal my glasses while I'm putting on makeup. Genius, I tell you.
If she ever figures out what the car keys are for, I'm screwed.
The day they invent valid, reliable IQ tests for dogs and cats, I'm going into private practice and making a mint.
My cat TortToo? Genius. Her verbal score might be low, but the second she sees me putting on rubber gloves, she thinks "She's gonna put that diarrhea ointment on my ears!" and...Gone!
My mother once told me if I ate raw cake batter the cake would bake inside my stomach. I believed her. And people used to say I was a smart kid.
Yes, it's not just the eggs, it's the flour that needs to be treated. You really don't want either salmonella or E. coli poisoning, so everybody be smart.
It is possible, but many commercially sold raw cookie doughs are now manufactured so the dough is safe to eat. Check the package!
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life.
I hope so too.
Because Trump’s promised elimination of Iran never materialized, many have moved on—but former military attorneys, human-rights lawyers, and genocide scholars tell @rosesheinerman.bsky.social and Isabel Ruehl that his words could have a lasting impact. theatln.tc/BKtCZjND
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Federal Judge Vacates Kennedy Declaration, Permanently Blocks Trump's Trans Youth Care Hospital Threats • The judgment overturns the Kennedy Declaration which has been used to force 40 hospitals to drop trans youth care.
Absolutely. And he retired because he wanted to be a hands-on widowed dad to what were then his very young children. Would love to see him write a book on fatherhood titled "Honey, I Raised the Kids."
Newly adopted dog from a shelter. The dog won't let go of the new owner's hand for a moment
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Flashback to the magnificent King Toad, who took up residence in a self-watering planter (purple, of course) 🌱
#StreetArt
Bird and Hand,"
by Bacon (also known as Vizsla Bacon from Canada
in #Southend-on-Sea, #UK
Several people with signs like this at the Boston Marathon today
I wouldn't believe it just because he said it, but he has expressed the desire before.
Well, he's said in the past that he doesn't see the point to having nuclear weapons if you're not going to use them. He's been jonesing to do that since his first term. And in our infinite wisdom, America reelected him. God help us.
Republicans in Congress - grow a pair of OVARIES FFS!!!
Do women need to show you how to deal with a toddler??
Citizens Bank says it's committed to fostering strong communities, but keeps financing GEO Group & CoreCivic.
Help turn up the pressure on Citizens to stop bankrolling the for-profit prison companies hurting our communities and killing our neighbors before their 4/23 shareholder meeting!
DHS making smart glasses to spy on migrants and protesters: report #RawStory
Don Jr advising both Kalshi and Polymarket while his dad is in the WH and clear evidence of insider trading going on. Nothing to see here folks.
Say what you will about the worst members of the Roberts Court, but they all make sure their wives are in on the grift.
Jane Roberts, Martha Alito and Ginni Thomas are equal partners with their husbands in the grand project of destroying the United States and enriching themselves in the process.
It's God's way of telling us irony isn't dead.
Not enough thoughts and prayers, plainly.
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We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
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