a photo of a small grey dog, named Baxter, laying flat on his stomach on a white couch covered with a dark grey blanket. the photo is taken from a distance while Baxter stares directly into the camera. the most notable part of Baxter's pose is the fact that his legs are comfortably propped up behind him at a 90 degree angle, creating an illusion that he's kicking up his feet like a teenage girl.

This is Baxter. He’s thinking about his crush. No he won’t tell you who it is. 12/10 (TT: jayshaun077)

Screenshot of tweet: “Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats [location pin emoji] SF Bay Area We still have all these very adoptable kittens waiting for homes somehow: Goomba, Toadette, Carol & Hubert, and Soda Can They're getting close to 1 year old and are getting passed up for younger kittens. They're all extremely sweet” [four photos of of 5 adorable older kittens] 4:38 PM • 4/18/26 from Earth • 121K Views

🚨 Haley/@feederofcats’s Friends of Bear Cat Rescue needs your help! Somehow these adorable kittens STILL haven’t been adopted! As they say “These babies deserve homes and families, not to be sitting in an enclosure for a year”. Please spread the word! In CA? Adopt! www.friendsofbearcatrescue.org!

That was some unfortunate phrasing 😂

“Baba O’Riley”

That look when you need to get your court card signed at an AA meeting before heading to the Applebee’s bar for lunchtime drink specials.

State Department Issues Travel Warning For Women Vacationing With Husbands WASHINGTON—In an effort to call attention to a potentially life-threatening hazard, the State Department issued a travel warning Thursday for all women considering taking a vacation with their husband...

State Department Issues Travel Warning For Women Vacationing With Husbands

Galahs are cockatoos found all over Australia, except in areas of dense forest. They're not keen on bathing in standing water, usually conditioning their feathers with fine, white, talcum-like powder from specialized feathers, but they really enjoy taking a shower! #birds #birdwatching #WildOz

Yeah, life’s too short to let assholes give you high blood pressure!

I actually hate arguing with people and avoid it if I can, so I probably couldn’t hack it anyway, haha

I remember reading a description of it online before I’d ever seen it and thinking it sounded like a fever dream! Lol!

Pleased to make your acquaintance! I shouldn’t be in charge of anything, but I am boring as hell!

ICE officer David Courvelle admits to raping a woman in custody for months. He did it in exchange for letting her see her daughter. I need ICE to be abolished yesterday!

Italy just moved up on my list of places to go as an escape from the orange shitgibbon

This week’s Just for Skeets and Giggles is out! Have a great weekend. open.substack.com/pub/statusku...

Have you wished your cat a happy Caturday yet? Do it now before you forget! 🐱🐈‍⬛

Should be Joe Rogaine 😈🥁*imagine cymbals emoji*

#happy #caturday

How do you make money on Facebook? Can I make enough to quit my job? 🤑

Needs more cat hair

📌Pope Leo XIV TODAY:

“The world is being ravaged by a handful of tyrants. Blessed are the peacemakers, but woe to those who manipulate religion and the name of God for their own military, economic and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.”

He is NOT backing down.

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Apathy
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You put it out there; now you have to do it. That’s the rule.

For the record: Since 1997, Congress has quietly used $18.2 million of taxpayer money to settle 291 cases of sexual misconduct. These payouts have been kept hidden from the American people.

Hail: 1; Jenny: 0

The Onion: It must be boring having to go to church so much. Pope Leo XIV: Yes.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Pope Leo XIV theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-int...

OMG... I feel like that could be it... he’s such a f****** dimwit

God bless whoever did this.

Justice! The couple of times I’ve witnessed some asshole who was speeding and tailgating and weaving through traffic actually get pulled over on the interstate were some of the happiest times of my life ❤️

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...