Crikey.

The reply to his Chelsea post is 👌🏻

Someone needs to do a word play joke involving Liam Rosenior's name. That would be HILARIOUS.

Cressfallen you beat me to it.

Did you get a little twitch in your hose watching that?

My spirit animal.

Him as well.

How very dare you.

Jesus Christ, how did that gurning train nonce get a tv series???

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There's something wrong with you.

Good.

Everton winning things.

A Josephina from Jerry's on Wavertree High Street (RIP). Ham, mushrooms, pepperoni, fresh garlic and an egg cracked in the centre.

Oh Tranmere...

Mon the Tigers.

We're all Hull tonight, right?

I decided a job and money was the better option, plus I did 5 years at college.

I finished school in 79.

Way past your bedtime, that. You'll be all cross in the morning.

I was still in infants school in 1970. You seem to forget you're way older than me.

I was still at school in the 70s, you decrepit old fruit.

I'm not sure my French is good enough to understand the full subtleties of Libé's review of the Michael Jackson biopic

Teddy Kennedy, Chappaquiddick 1969

You mean your trusty sidekick was left on his own?

You'll do well getting round all of them.

Nobody asked but for what it's worth, Liam Delap is NOT the answer up front.

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Hello, sailor.

Some of us were pegging yesterday.

Proper rugby, that. Reet proper.

Never heard it called that before.