Usually drug users go to jail - the people who are the top of the food chain rarely go to jail that's just how this legal system works - it's immoral and lacks ethical reasoning - drugs are not bad -sex is not bad - people who exploit and use people to benefit are bad- but they at the top -class war

They DID not release the banking information because we would find out more not just about the “clients”. They had been using human trafficking, Ponzi schemes, & fraud pay politicians and build personal wealth plus fund this 🐂💩 happening now.

It would show the Republican Party taking money from multiple foreign countries to include Russia, China, and Israel while funneling money back to all of them in different ways, besides the human trafficking.

I want deep conversations, mutual respect, and also someone to make out with aggressively

Maybe it's just me but I don't think Jeffrey Epstein's clients should be the ones to decide if Jeffrey Epstein's clients should be prosecuted.

holding a seance so i can call thomas edison a psycho

A cashier at CVS just asked me if I’m a professional wrestler

it’s so cool how all of us can go into the bathroom with you like this

I don’t have children and one of my top 3 red button issues is that children should get free, substantial food at school

working on my beached body (like a whale)

Here’s a juvenile starling my friend rehabilitated taking a bath.

HELLO? what are you doing? don’t worry, i will refill the pool for the next silly little guy who needs to splash around!

i mean, look at this guy. just bopping around the watering hole.

It started in my early 30s and same!

something about being in my late 30s really has me sitting at the window watching the birds jumping in the little dishes of water i set out for them in the garden, i can’t get enough of this shit despite having no preexisting interest in the business of birds.

I know this is a joke, but

This one was actually fine but this should be Bluesky’s motto

[Walking into the bank]

I see debt people

😂😭

Staging a piece of floss between my molars so the dental hygienist doesn't even ask

Several people with signs like this at the Boston Marathon today

One of my thoughts on 4/20 is that the general cultural mode of a guy who likes drugs has moved from a kind of hippy let’s all get along sort of guy to a “I am better than you because I do drugs and have become the ubermensch” sort of guy and it’s been a pretty big catastrophe for the human race

need to roll around in some love and kindness

Me and my opponent when we argue online

math nerds celebrate on 1/5

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it

advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

Thank god, I was feeling really down before they invented a pasta sauce that spies on us.

All I’m saying is if I was going to write a book about a boy who never grew up, I wouldn’t have called him Peter Pan. I would’ve named him Constanteen.