Someone sent me this.

Homer says "I believe I will order a cheeseburger"

Man says "this is a sushi restaurant! They don't serve cheeseburgers"

Homer says "very well. Then I will order a hamburger"

Man says "pure hilarity. I pounce tgis son to be based!"

"This morning parents, grandparents, sisters, brothers in Tumbler Ridge will wake up without someone they love—the nation mourns with them, Canada stands by them," says PM Mark Carney as he reacts to the mass shooting in Tumbler Ridge, B.C.

#cdnpoli

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Details about arrests of at least 7 Toronto police officers to be announced this morning York Regional Police are expected to release results of their investigation, dubbed Project South, at 10 a.m. The chiefs from York and Toronto police will “provide comment” on the probe.

www.thestar.com/news/gta/cop...

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Let me introduce you to Wotever! In Toronto! They sell winter shirts!

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Also, the guy who killed someone dropped an F bomb. So the only difference between him and Frey is killing someone.

Who’s who at X, the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter A look inside Elon Musk’s big tent

There we go. That there’s a headline.

@rachelgilmore.bsky.social is an excellent 🇨🇦 example of bringing journalism to a wider audience through video

Wapo or something screencap, picture of dipshits in maga caps and I think one of them is that Nick Fuentes jagoff LETTERS TO THE EDITOR As a conservative, I'm beginning to wonder: Are we the bad guys? (Nicole Hester/AP)

THEY DID THE MEME
THEY DID THE FUCKIN MEME

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

The great thing about Bluesky is, everyone else is also exactly 40 years old

In Defense Of Mass Censorship When The Onion’s editorial board convened to discuss the tumultuous events of the previous month, one conclusion became evident: The world stands at a crossroads. Two visions of our collective future ...

This 👇

theonion.com/in-defense-o...

The Good Word When a young mother is faced with two Mormon missionaries at her door, day after day, she makes a critical decision. The Good Word is a short comedy about worlds…

Just going to shamelessly self promote a silly little short film I made about that sort of scenario

vimeo.com/814063027

I call this disingenuous irony, and it was a hallmark of the alt-right, and was later broadly adopted by the accelerationist Nazi terror movement.

They start out with the murderous suggestion, tagging on a "lol" or its equivalent at the end.

After a while, they drop the "lol."

in continually prompting people for their input 24/7, social media has created a world where people believe that everything is their business. the proper response to 99% of what you see on your computer is "that's none of my business"

The Morgan Library digitized Mary Shelley's personally annotated copy of #Frankenstein and made it available online!
#TwoForOne #TCMParty
www.themorgan.org/collection/f...

CBC projects that their funding is gonna be just fine thank you very much #CBC #CanadaVotes #cdnpoli

Here's an alternate fantasy author who isn't an absolute cunt: Ursula K Le Guin

“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”

-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable

“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”

-powerful
-commanding
-honest

Kevin Hassett suggests Canadian authorities are covering up major fentanyl operations: "I can tell you that in the situation room I've seen photographs of fentanyl labs in Canada that the law enforcement folks were leaving alone. Canada's got a big drug problem."

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Third attempt was a hit

So the kid who didnt know what version control was is rebuilding the national payment system, the kid from kiwifarms has your SSN, the "kid" with the Twitter account from apartheid South Africa has your address and the kid who wanted an llm to convert a pdf has your tax return, did I get them all?

We are members of Congress at the Treasury Department. We want to be let in to provide oversight on behalf of our constituents. @jasmineforus.bsky.social @sethmagaziner.bsky.social

It's been, one week since they did a coup

working on the first Starter Pack for inkcanada fb community members searching for one another here. Love your adds, inkies. Note! if you use a handle other than your name/trade name let us know. We'll do orgs & co's separately, ahead. go.bsky.app/5CByM43

screenshot of Toothpaste For Dinner on July 25, 2013 where a person says "no keyboard necessary! our new model automatically creates dumbass things to say online and posts them with one click"

i predicted GPT-written text in 2013, i just didn't know it would be on a telephone instead of a computer

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