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I read it as 'fiasco', and having been involved in a few community events, it sounded about right.

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6) I am begging you, do not reuse passwords. Get a password manager. Have it randomly generate and save strong unique passwords for every login. Turn on 2FA everywhere you can. Do not let your account be one of the ones that enters this ecosystem.

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[forlornly] these days I just see it as a piss tank on the ISS being 50% empty :(

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'I SAID AFTER THAT, CAN YOU UNBLOCK THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ?'

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a man standing in front of a pile of tires with the words this week in yellow letters Alt: A man standing in front of a pile of tires and a dilapidated door with the words 'this week...' in yellow letters. (Jessie's diets from the Fast Show)

This week I have mostly been eating Tesco 'Free From' Onion Rings.

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So, to be clear...it IS ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety & to seek refuge in another country after all?.. Interesting 🤔.

Single male of fighting age no less, leaving wife & kids at home. Wonder if he stopped in the first safe country or kept moving? Bloody immigrants.

2 months ago 8 7 2 0
Screenshot of Tommy Ten Names, claiming he's afraid and fleeing the UK.

Screenshot of Tommy Ten Names, claiming he's afraid and fleeing the UK.

Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?

Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.

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I think it’s time for chaos with Ed Miliband.

2 months ago 82 21 3 1

People will quote a lot of Catherine O'Hara in the next few days and with good reason because she has a lot of quotable lines but I think the main thing she did was permanently change how people say "David"

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Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers:

PJ Harvey
Elastica
Echobelly
Stereolab
Beth Gibbons

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Looking at the responses under Starmer’s Holocaust Memorial Day tweet (advice, just don’t, don’t) and I have to say this is the most amazing AI generated graph

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Board of Peace is giving me Axis of Evil vibes.

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Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live onstage during hacker conference | TechCrunch A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacist websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.

A hacktivist dressed as the pink power ranger remotely deleted three white supremacist websites live onstage during a talk at the Chaos Communication Congress hacker conference in Hamburg:
techcrunch.com/2026/01/05/h...

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[Scene is MCcDONALDS PICKUP POINT but for the most part we can only see the close up faces of tha CUSTOMER and the McDONALDS EMPLOYEE at the serving point].

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CUSTOMER:
Hi - I’m afraid this isn’t what I ordered

2
McDONALDS EMPLOYEE:
Number 187?

CUSTOMER:
Yes

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CUSTOMER:
Maybe I pressed the wrong thing?
I just ordered one strawberry milkshake.

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EMPLOYEE:
Oh - yeah sorry 

5
EMPLOYEE:
The milkshake machine’s not working.

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EMPLOYEE:
The only flavours we can do are vanilla, banana, and Labour Leader Pretending to be Nigel Farage.

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CUSTOMER:
Is that a new flavour?

EMPLOYEE:
Yeah

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[We now see that the employee has placed a gigantic milkshake cup on the counter]

EMPLOYEE:
If you look inside, there’s a Labour leader pretending to be Nigel Farage.

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[Customer looks inside the cup]

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[Show Keir Starmer dressed as Nigel Farage inside the cup]

CUSTOMER:
So there is

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CUSTOMER:
Is that something people want, then?

EMPLOYEE:
No! No, not at all.

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EMPLOYEE:
It just keeps happening when we press banana.

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[Scene is MCcDONALDS PICKUP POINT but for the most part we can only see the close up faces of tha CUSTOMER and the McDONALDS EMPLOYEE at the serving point]. 1 CUSTOMER: Hi - I’m afraid this isn’t what I ordered 2 McDONALDS EMPLOYEE: Number 187? CUSTOMER: Yes 3 CUSTOMER: Maybe I pressed the wrong thing? I just ordered one strawberry milkshake. 4 EMPLOYEE: Oh - yeah sorry 5 EMPLOYEE: The milkshake machine’s not working. 6 EMPLOYEE: The only flavours we can do are vanilla, banana, and Labour Leader Pretending to be Nigel Farage. 7 CUSTOMER: Is that a new flavour? EMPLOYEE: Yeah 8 [We now see that the employee has placed a gigantic milkshake cup on the counter] EMPLOYEE: If you look inside, there’s a Labour leader pretending to be Nigel Farage. 9 [Customer looks inside the cup] 10 [Show Keir Starmer dressed as Nigel Farage inside the cup] CUSTOMER: So there is 11 CUSTOMER: Is that something people want, then? EMPLOYEE: No! No, not at all. 12 EMPLOYEE: It just keeps happening when we press banana. [ends]

why can they not just fix it

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Patriotic Cross of St George White Dog Shit Bauble update. Thank you to everyone who ordered one! These have all been handmade in my kitchen - much to the bemusement of my children - and will now start to be posted out.
Still on sale here👇👇👇
coldwarsteve.bigcartel.com/product/patr...

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AI pioneers claim human-level general intelligence is already here Tech leaders say systems now rival human intelligence in key tasks, further fuelling the superintelligence debate

At first I was ready to call bullshit on this, then I remembered I speak to a human almost every day and frankly this is not much of a boast.

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The Muppet Show - Pigs In Space (1977-1981) - YouTube Pigs in Space is a recurring sketch from The Muppet Show, featuring the exploits of Captain Link Hogthrob, First Mate Piggy, and Dr. Julius Strangepork leadi...

For absolutely no reason at all I suddenly had "Pigs in Spaaaaaaaaace" in my head this morning.

Here you go. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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MacBook Pro (early 2015) running Linux Mint.

MacBook Pro (early 2015) running Linux Mint.

Little side project this week. My 2015 MacBook Pro ground to a halt. Been using it less and less recently anyway, so I backed up all the data (there wasn't that much, 80% of the 128GB SSD was taken with bloat) and installed Linux Mint. Like having a brand new machine! Another few years left in it!

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Fried egg and Walkers baked cheese and onion crisps on thick white bread.

Fried egg and Walkers baked cheese and onion crisps on thick white bread.

My 9yr old (off sick today) just made me a fried egg and baked cheese and onion crisp sandwich. Well, she made it for herself and decided she didn't like it.

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If your mate formed a useless indie band called Asylum Hotels they would get bigger crowds than this

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Track 3 - Keepin' It Canadian! The Rad Roopa Mixtape · Episode

"Does giving extensions on school work without penalty compromise the integrity of education?"

Not specific to #HigherEd but absolutely applicable (and one of my favorite commentaries ever) by the glorious @radroopa.bsky.social. #EduSky #AcademicSky

open.spotify.com/episode/5HAt...

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Screenshot of an MS Outlook update advertising the fact that you can now search using the shortcut CTRL+F.

Screenshot of an MS Outlook update advertising the fact that you can now search using the shortcut CTRL+F.

Only took 28½ years.

8 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Utterly ridiculous.

What’s he doing? Moving house? Well either way, he can f right off.

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Nirvanah

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Ivor The Engine | Season 1 Marathon Ep.1-8 | Full Episodes
Ivor The Engine | Season 1 Marathon Ep.1-8 | Full Episodes YouTube video by ITV Retro

ITV are putting all of Ivor the Engine up on YouTube! Just been watching it with the baby. Well, she was asleep but I'm sure it was doing her some good subconsciously.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPae...

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In this meme, a young John Connor is talking to the Terminator. 

Wait a second, you re saying you're from the future?

Great question! Thanks so much for asking. Let's think about the answer...hmm! The current year is 1983. Working backwards logically. I'm from the year 1965, which is 300 years in the future. Anything else you'd like to know?

[Blank stare]

I'm sorry, I can see that was not the right answer. I actually came from the year 829392 AD, which is 10 years in the past from this year, which is

In this meme, a young John Connor is talking to the Terminator. Wait a second, you re saying you're from the future? Great question! Thanks so much for asking. Let's think about the answer...hmm! The current year is 1983. Working backwards logically. I'm from the year 1965, which is 300 years in the future. Anything else you'd like to know? [Blank stare] I'm sorry, I can see that was not the right answer. I actually came from the year 829392 AD, which is 10 years in the past from this year, which is

I don't know who made this but 10/10.

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WeTransfer TOS says they can use all your uploaded content for genAI

WeTransfer TOS says they can use all your uploaded content for genAI

Bye forever, WeTransfer.

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Reform UK summer party planned for Lancaster Brewery is cancelled by venue A summer party for Reform UK politicians booked for Lancaster Brewery has been cancelled by the venue.

Reform: the party that literally couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery. It's too easy a joke, but irresistible.
www.lancasterguardian.co.uk/news/politic...

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