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Watched YouTube with my seven year old nephew and can confirm we’ve reached this stage of the internet, well done everyone

Is she Meryl Streep in the Devil Wears Prada?

Things like this get me excited for the Luddite revolution

Wasn’t there a kids’ picture book as well? (also a bestseller IIRC)

Elon Musk is putting the choice of US treasury secretary up as a poll on Twitter? So grateful for these extremely normal times we live in

The casting agent is the greatest to ever play the game. Danny Dyer and Katherine Parkinson as the show’s beating heart? *chef’s kiss*

This is of course far too optimistic a thought given the current situation, and based on zero evidence. But what if the historic comeback is leading to a historic comeuppance?

But campaigning with Liz Cheney did pass the progressive vibe check?

Time should make him person of the year, that’d really do it

Are they trying to get Trump to fire him?

Very intrigued to see how closely they stick to the book’s mad brilliance, aka the extremely weird medical weight loss flashback sequence, Bridget writing a screenplay in which the title is misspelled but no one notices, Helen Fielding’s version of Twitter that bears no relation to reality

Finally John Kelly’s warning about Hitler’s generals sinks in

Wouldn’t it be great if Trump offered Farage a job in his cabinet? Unfortunately that would depend on him remembering who Farage was

I’m not even joking when I say the part should have gone to Danny Dyer

Unpopular opinion: Mark Rylance just isn’t Thomas Cromwell

What’s the opposite of “we did it Joe”?

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Me earlier: god nothing could distract me from feeling nervous about the US election
Me immediately after the #BakeOff result:

Do you think Sumaya auditioned for Junior Bake Off and they were like “wait two years” #gbbo

Hopefully they’ll redeem themselves after a majority voted Trump in 2016

If Trump does win tomorrow, maybe the Democrats will finally learn the lesson from 2016 that America is not ready for a vice president called Tim

The problem is, the last few elections have had a lot of unprecedented swings (both US & UK) so “it would take a history-beating trend for Trump to win” isn’t really a comfort. It did before, and he still did

The Curb Your Enthusiasm theme strikes up…

Or, you know, the multiple assassination attempts. Forgot about those.

It’s so weird that in a week’s time, one of this election’s many random headlines floating around - Trump doing well with Hispanic voters, Elon Musk’s ground game app looking glitchy, the long-forgotten debate performances - is going to be the smoking gun to this whole thing

I personally would love to respond to “I thought he’d stepped down and endorsed Trump?” with “you believe everything the MSM tells you?”

Could early voters be leaning Democrat though?

If I remember correctly, in 2020 we went from Hermine’s exit to Trump demanding “stop the count” faster than whiplash

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Me earlier: gutted Andy won’t be on Bake Off tonight, but thank god we’ve still got Nelly #gbbo
The Bake Off gods:

Just saw a vlogger claim the barrel leg jean is “on trend but also timeless” to which I had to admire the self delusion