what if i fucking kill you

One of those days where I got up early and thought I was making good time but it turns out I disassociated in the shower until I hit my regular schedule.

🤣

The Darlene shade!

I’ve watched the first episode but I’ll probably ease my way through until it’s all released

I’m heeeeeeeere! Haven’t done season four yet though.

Best three minutes of scripted comedy ever created?

It’s a bit of a mouthful but i like Jenna-Rae Chanel Trauma

I know! As long as we never repeat our mistakes

Oh nooooooooooo. I’m sure I have. Some people from university days have to be for sure.

‼️Greens GAIN Kent council seat from Reform

🟢 Grn: 39% (+27)
➡️ Ref: 33% (-7)
🔵 Con: 15% (-4)
🔴 Lab: 10% (-12)
⚪️ Ind: 1% (-2)
🟠 Lib: 1% (-2)

Ward: Cliftonville (+/- vs 2025 election)

Some of the ZA megas have questionable design choices but not this queen.

Honestly impeccable mega design

Me when someone says they used AI for anything.

Washed my socks with the beavers on so I’ve been singing “I’m a beaver” to the tune of “I’m a Believer” from motion picture soundtrack of the seminal film Shrek (2001).

Oh this goes so fucking hard

A commendable attempt.

I may be late picking this up, but do fascism and 🚬 share an etymological root?

You ARE hot, silly

Planet Earth taken from Artemis II Orion space capsule.

Latest image from Artemis II spacecraft. Taken by Reid Wiseman. 🔭 🧪

“go back to the moon but this time we have really good cameras” was a fantastic idea

It's this little gem and it's not up for debate

Always think of this.

Kanye West being booked to headline Wireless Fest on all three nights feels like a major and utterly grim cultural shift. Ten years ago, a huge artist who recorded and released a tune called “Heil H*tler” would have gone to the wilderness and stayed there. But he has been welcomed back in through the front door. And this is on the heads of the festival organisers, each of whom should be publicly grilled about this choice. Indulgence of anti-Semitism is one of the early warning signs of the return of old horrors, and it doesn’t get more indulgent than this.

Polanski talks up teacher pay rises, scaling back exams and fighting far right - taxing the rich to pay for it all.

Fair play from the Mail.

I said what I said.

Haven’t played that one yet! Fully loved the first one though

In return for information about the thieves, Crimestoppers are offering a large bounty.

🤣 maybe! Maybe not…