"Daddy, being at home is just like being at school because I ask you questions all day."

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"Daddy's head smells like giant electric boxes full of plasters."

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#therollingstones

"Daddy, if an animal was born that looked like a dog, ate the things a dog eats and did the things a dog does, would you assume it's a dog?"

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#thetwilightsad

The boy's got hungersteria. He's running around the house shouting, "I'm the ghost that hurts your dreams!"

I shouldn't take so long preparing the mash potato.

"Daddy, can you be perfect for the rest of the evening?"

"I'll try."

"But perfection doesn't exist so you don't need to do anything."

Exhausted, the accused made a request. “Paper.”

“A written confession of sorcery?” the Inquisitor said. “Certainly!”

He laboriously wrote his note, then the Inquisitor read it aloud.

“I. Confess. Each. Period. In. This. Note. Is. A. Small. Explosive. Rune—”

#vss #sff

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Rest in peace Trugoy the Dove!

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"Daddy, all spiders do is eat, relax, build webs and do sign language."

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#bobdylan

If I was called Colin I would insist on being called LL Colin J.

My 6-year-old son singing in the bath:

"Show me the way to the next whisky bar. Oh donuts walk, oh donuts walk." 🎶

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"Daddy, is every BIG thing going to be alright?"

"Yes, of course."

"But Bob Marley only said every LITTLE thing is going to be alright."

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Of course, the first club sandwich was made in the early Paleolithic period by hunter gatherers. The original was just a club sandwiched between two other clubs.

Now I understand why I had that mad dream last night.

It's because I was asleep.

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You can lead a house to Walter but you can't make him understand predictive text.

This post was removed by the fire brigade because it was written by a man who is stuck up a tree.

Why does Gil Scott-Heron's name begin with how a fish lives and end with how it dies?

Another fucking sleepless night then...

The Muppets Treasure Island deviates from the plot of the original book a tiny bit. Silver kidnaps Hawkins in the film, whereas Hawkins chooses to go with him in the book if I remember rightly. Also, I don't recall there being a pink crocodile with a hat on and there are loads more pigs in the film.