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Builder? Labourer? To apply for a #CSCS card you are required to pass the appropriate level of #CITB Health, safety and environment (HS&E) test within the last two years! apps.apple.com/app/cscs-hs-e-test-revis...

Builder? Labourer? To apply for a #CSCS card you are required to pass the appropriate level of #CITB Health, safety and environment (HS&E) test within the last two years! apps.apple.com/app/cscs-hs-e-test-revis...

Builder? Labourer? To apply for a #CSCS card you are required to pass the appropriate level of #CITB Health, safety and environment (HS&E) test within the last two years! apps.apple.com/app/cscs-hs-e-test-revis...

Builder? Labourer? To apply for a #CSCS card you are required to pass the appropriate level of #CITB Health, safety and environment (HS&E) test within the last two years! apps.apple.com/app/cscs-hs-e-test-revis...

Builder? Labourer? To apply for a #CSCS card you are required to pass the appropriate level of #CITB Health, safety and environment (HS&E) test within the last two years! apps.apple.com/app/cscs-hs-e-test-revis...

Builder? Labourer? To apply for a #CSCS card you are required to pass the appropriate level of #CITB Health, safety and environment (HS&E) test within the last two years! apps.apple.com/app/cscs-hs-e-test-revis...

Builder? Labourer? To apply for a #CSCS card you are required to pass the appropriate level of #CITB Health, safety and environment (HS&E) test within the last two years! apps.apple.com/app/cscs-hs-e-test-revis...

Isn’t this Taylor Swift?

Builder? Labourer? To apply for a #CSCS card you are required to pass the appropriate level of #CITB Health, safety and environment (HS&E) test within the last two years! apps.apple.com/app/cscs-hs-e-test-revis...

If you don't know this yet - as an iOS (or any other Apple platform) developer you may request a one-on-one video meeting to review alignment of your app with guidelines and get advice on the best practices. Don't miss your chance!

https://developer.apple.com/events/

Builders and labourers using Android rejoice! #CSCS Health and Safety test app is available on Google Playstore from today!

play.google.com/store/apps/details
#uk #app #builder #bluecard #greencard

Tired of guessing? GERDragon helps you track reflux symptoms, learn patterns, and avoid repeat flare-ups.
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Been a hot minute, I added some extras to my driving game: better smoke, cinematic intros, speed lines, a little motion blur, dirt particles, closer camera #gamedev #indiegame (music is not mine or from the game it’s @starjunk95.bsky.social)

Also why did nobody tell me #godot could look like this

Builder? Labourer? To apply for a #CSCS card you are required to pass the appropriate level of #CITB Health, safety and environment (HS&E) test within the last two years! apps.apple.com/app/cscs-hs-e-test-revis...

New to tracking? Start simple: symptoms + one quick note (food or stress). GERDragon helps you build the habit.
Download: apps.apple.com/app/gerdragon-reflux-tra...

I have recently attended a “Meet with Apple” developer event and it inspired me to try Foundation Models. So I created a camera app that writes haikus from what you see https://apps.apple.com/us/app/sakuracam/id6760207775

Didn’t have this in my bingo cards! techcrunch.com/2026/03/10/met...

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GERDragon logs symptoms + meals + stress, then summarizes patterns with ML.

Wish you could answer: “What changed before my last 3 flare-ups?”

POV: 1-star App Store review with no comment. Now the Sherlock Holmes bit begins. I’m checking App Store analytics, Xcode crash reports and onboarding first. How would you investigate it?

Builder? Labourer? To apply for a #CSCS card you are required to pass the appropriate level of #CITB Health, safety and environment (HS&E) test within the last two years! apps.apple.com/app/cscs-hs-e-test-revis...

Trying a change (earlier dinner, less coffee, etc.)? Tracking makes results obvious. GERDragon is your reflux notebook.
Download: apps.apple.com/app/gerdragon-reflux-tra...

Stress can be a big reflux multiplier. GERDragon lets you track stress alongside symptoms.
Download: apps.apple.com/app/gerdragon-reflux-tra...

Builder? Labourer? To apply for a #CSCS card you are required to pass the appropriate level of #CITB Health, safety and environment (HS&E) test within the last two years! apps.apple.com/app/cscs-hs-e-test-revis...

I don't know who needs to know this... but...

A VPN is not a privacy application. It doesn't hide your location data, specifically. It doesn't encrypt your data, specifically. All it does is route your traffic through a single server somewhere else.

Let me explain. Or don't, this is the internet.

Indigo or citrus?

Sometimes the trigger isn’t food—it’s timing. GERDragon helps you track context so patterns pop.
Download: apps.apple.com/app/gerdragon-reflux-tra...

Can't wait for Apple to release Model A3404 MacBook! It's supposed to be super light budget model, which, in the world of controlling remotely coding agents is just a perfect developer machine!