been really into throwing lube in the cart when I order my groceries for delivery

this guy right here is my new fav ——> 🫩

*how will I know by whitney comes on**
me every time without fail: this is my favorite whitney song

boyfriend gave me the last card I needed to complete another pokemon pack 😚😚😚😚

Everyone say thank you @rootal.bsky.social !!! 🥰🥰🥰

OH MY god THANK YOU IM SCREAMING!!!!!!!

OMG TWO SECONDS LATER JUST THE REGULAR MOLTRES NOW!!!!

*heavy breathing*

he’s liking my thirst traps!

i must be out of my damn mind because why am I — someone who is broke from having a gap in work and just started working again — looking at lifting classes for $275 A MONTH

if anyone wants to help with what I have left I’ll give ya a kiss

im so close to finishing the genetic apex pack 🫦

I love letting my friends open my pocket tcg packs 🙂‍↕️

the face of a Joanne apologist

All I could muster was telling him how fucking cute he was

this guy sent me his full breakdown of his notes on the recent nintendo direct 🥵😮‍💨

the way hinge has been letting me know they’re gonna take me out of rotation due to inactivity but then immediately is sending me match after match to get me to stay. sorry girlies I have been on 4 dates with a man and that’s my focus rn!!!

a cat with the letters a and b on it 's face ALT: a cat with the letters a and b on it 's face

when I remember to use brown noise while working

fully teary eyed watching ari and cynthia 😭

this thing on

got a haircut

Oh she wants me dead

cock

there was enough wine last night for sure

first my sister tells my year old nephew (her son) to “go be an 18 month old somewhere else” and then my aunt whispers under her breathe “shut up you fucking bitch” about her daughter 😭💀 merry christmas

I will NEVER subscribe to the people who love posting memes about canceling plans/love being anti social/etc….however I just canceled on a work christmas dinner and it felt so good to choose me

where are the jokes I want funny shitposts

two days into marvel rivals and this bitch right here needs to be CHOPPED

sabrina carpenter’s laugh makes me feel like anything is possible