I'm now the only person in the history New Jack Swing to own a copy of Cooleyhighharmony but not Boyz II Men II

Revolver is the last perfect Beatles album. They're a functioning unit. It's lean, irresistibly listenable, and experimental without feeling unfocused.

The "post-lead poisoned but pre-irony poisoned" generation

You said wealthier and more established (not sure what that means) but none of that has to do with age. There are lots of poor/lower middle-class elderly people but somehow that demographic still votes in much greater numbers per capita.

It's a novel idea, I'll give you that. But considering that the largest voting demographic -- by far -- is and always has been 65+ wouldn't older Democrats be more representative?

They also sell AI detection software so they profit from both ends

Americans across the country made their voices heard 🔥🔥🔥

Heck -- after subjecting every candidate to all these fitness tests and ECGs and EEGs and body-fat evaluations to determine the candidate with optimal life expectancy, we probably won't even have time to ask where they stand on the issues!

Maybe we should measure each primary candidate against an actuarial table to determine who's least likely to die in office and nominate them.

Ooh! How about we only nominate elite athletes? Joel Embiid is in peak physical condition and the odds he'll die in the next 2 years are vanishingly low.

I guess my question to the anti-gerontocracy "age limit" crowd is what is the age limit? 70? 60? 50?

Should we consider other things? Black people have a lower life expectancy than white people; should we turn away black candidates? What about people with physical disabilities?

We are all Angelenos. We are all Chicagoans.

I literally reactivated my account to tell everyone how impressive Sombr is. What a promising talent

We didn't finish Reconstruction so now the South is reconstructing America

I'm just saying I'm not gonna try to convince anybody that Empire Records is a good movie. It just isn't. But idk I loved it.

Empire Records is pretty bad, and it's also awesome

He writes like he's sending a telegram to his girlfriend begging her to wait for him until he gets back from D-Day

From anyone else this would read as embarrassing intellectual dishonesty, but Meghan McCain is so stupid she might genuinely not understand the contradiction.

Sometimes one Fox talking head will say something so horrific that it cracks another's exterior, and for a second their face involuntarily emotes human empathy before they catch themselves and revert to soulless propagandist mode

We're getting closer to a time where Supreme Court majority opinions are just a single piece of paper that says "lol suck it libs"

I wish you hadn't cornered the market on potato branding bc that would be a great Facebook wallpaper

This thing has been covered like the Kennedy assassination. The video was horrible and he didn't deserve to be killed but goddamn.

Papa John's has meh crust but really tasty cheese/ingredients

Sure seems like Big Pharma spent way way more energy, money and lobbying capital on fighting Dems on prescription drugs than doing anything about the Secretary of HHS casually, and without any real evidence, telling everyone their products kill kids and give them autism.

Social media hasn't made all of us terrible people but I struggle to think of many who were made *better* by social media

His account is just... This. It's a bunch of retweets and then this Biden fetish

There's no longer any explanation for this that doesn't involve a deeply personal vendetta against Joe Biden

Even for big corporations he's kinda been a mixed bag. They do have outsized influenced but it's not like tariffs have been a total home run for them.

What issue is important to you? Crime? The bill the GOP just passed cuts support for local police depts. Housing? The GOP just cut funding for HUD.

Whatever you want changed, the GOP is standing in the way.