I hope it's formally called "The Dildo Factory Defense"

Shopping for a thrifted when-it-happens outfit has me asking myself the important questions in life like "What's more disrespectful: sequins or tulle?"

The built-in AI that cannot be turned off is constantly predicting what I'm going to type next. I can't wait for my company to start paying money for a robot to predict that I was going to list the column "vendor_name" right after I typed "vendor_id, ".

Criticize all you want, but you have to admit it would be hilarious if The Beast came to earth disguised as a dead-eyed soulless carcass calling itself MrBeast

The murder will continue until friendship improves

Max Kellerman calls on NBA to consider booting James Dolan from the league If James Dolan is going to ban fans from Knicks games, Max Kellerman thinks the league should consider banning Dolan from the NBA.

If James Dolan is going to ban fans from Knicks games, Max Kellerman thinks the league should consider banning Dolan from the NBA.

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here is the thing about vote scolding: it doesn't work

my personal position is that the right thing to do is to vote and - because the republican party is so completely world-destroyingly insane - to vote for the democrats

but you simply cannot change minds on this by scolding people

I'm sure it doesn't need to be said, but $10 is 60 times smaller than $600 and 60 as a percentage would be 6,000% not 600% so this doesn't even work with dumb math

It was hard to talk to my grandmother on the phone in her final years because her breathing noises were so discomforting but this is worse

The amount of energy and money that has been wasted in pursuit of this supposedly "controversial" fantasy is huge and billionaires would love for people to keep trying to bring them down by being nice to their henchmen because it's a stupid plan

The USA is an offshoot of the most barbaric bloodthirsty culture in the history of the world, but I bet that's not what they mean

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anti-corruption is his specialty

It's now been three years since the RSF began a campaign of ethnic cleansing and genocide in Sudan. We need to save lives and pass the Stand Up for Sudan Act to cease all U.S. weapon sales to the United Arab Emirates. Shame on our country for enabling another genocide. RASHIDA TLAB 1:02 REP. RASHIDA TLAIB (D) Michigan little to nothing to actually stop it.

Best member of Congress on Palestine is also the best on Sudan— shocker

The Shocking Secrets of Madison Square Garden's Surveillance Machine Famously vengeful Knicks owner Jim Dolan has long spied on people at his iconic arenas. WIRED goes deep inside the operation that allegedly tracked a trans woman, lawyers, protesters, and more.

Using facial recognition tech, the Knicks surveilled a trans woman, tracking her every move out of fear she'd show up on MSG's tv broadcast

And they can do it to any "enemy" of Jim Dolan, who's built his own deep state. From @noahshachtman.bsky.social & me @wired.com www.wired.com/story/madiso...

Mamdani must be so frustrating for people who decided they have to hate everything he does because of who he is

this race-bending the new musketeers thing is taking it way too far, next they'll be claiming Dumas was black or something

tysm "Threat Management Group"

I just swiped back and forth between the quote and the pic 10 times

Zip codes that start with 0 are so annoying

the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system

We have decades more research on smoking than vaping. There is good reason to be wary of anyone acting like we have comparably strong knowledge of the risks of both.

jfc someone save those kids

No, art doesn't require "talent" and saying it does just feeds into the idea that anti-AI people are elitists

Wasn't that literally the argument for heroin?

And she gets into Harvard by exploiting her conformity to racist, misogynistic beauty standards that oppress other women. It sucks in so many ways.

I can't pass up the chance to remind people that the heroine of Legally Blonde "saves" a wealthy fitness influencer from having to admit to the women she scams that she maintains her physique through surgery by knowing stuff about haircare, not by being a good lawyer.

It's a bad insulting movie!

[April 17th, 1946] Jackie Robinson will open the season this Friday in Jersey City. He will serve as the regular second baseman for the Montreal Royals of the International League. This appearance marks the first time a Negro player has played in a regular league game in modern organized baseball.