Everything is either stupid or on fire, but we have a Teams meeting at 11 that everyone has to attend from in-office via their personal webcam.

I’m in Black Mirror episode

Is anyone else experiencing debilitating amounts of dread?

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."

—The Declaration of Independence

I can’t express how happy i am for The Clair Obscur team. Congratulations! What a game

Agree 💯......

Photo of Tom Lehrer

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

I’ve been on a hiatus from writing, a little mental and emotional reset while I figure out ‘why’ I do it still

And then I plugged in some of my old iTunes playlists and… I’m as pumped for new stories as I ever was

Screenshot of a poster saying

‘Morning…Mourning 🌺💔💙🇺🇸🇺🇸💔

IF YOU HAVEN’T READ IT
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR!

First bbq of spring cause it feels like summer up here.

Find community, everybody

From Book 7, The Iron Service

Updating files for 7 books and 2 omnibus on 4 different services took me an entire work day. But the books will now have a brief list of trigger warnings.

I think it’s useful for potential readers to know the…many ways I murder my characters.

Clair Obscura...Act One. How dare.

Please sign up for my mailing list, and you'll know about any discounts and promos I make on the series—its the most reliable way to stay informed on everything Capital-verse.

To fuck over a billionaire, I have to take a few risks. And I hope you'll take them with me. (9/9)

Will it affect the raw volume of my sales? Absolutely. Not everyone can afford to drop that kinda cash on new untested indies, especially right now. (8/?)

So, counterintuitively, I'm going to be raising the prices. You can still get the series for its lower price until May 4th. That's 7 books for a total price of $16.50. Prices will rise from the individual $0.99/$2.99 to $2.99/$5.99.

This will be a 200-800% improvement for me, as the author. (7/?)

I don't want to scrape the bottom of the barrel anymore to satiate Bezos and Zuckerberg. (6/?)

So when I got done seething about that, I came to a decision.

I like writing for you all, but for quality and not volume. I like releasing a book when I'm excited for it, not to hit arbitrary release windows. I want to treat you well to an adventure I want to be on with you. (5/?)

He takes the lion's share of off every sale. 70% of a dollar leaves me with just $0.34. For an entire book, I'd make a little over a quarter. Meanwhile, the executives at META have pirated my books to feed into an AI, while arguing in court that the books have 'no real appreciable value.' (4/?)

Bezos and the Zon takes 70% of every book 1 sale I make. And he's created a race to the bottom for young indies, as we all try to undercut each other in a bid to sell more volume and not higher quality to the limited readers there are. (3/?)

So here's me announcing an egregious business sin: I'm raising the prices on my books, arbitrarily, on all of them. (2/?)

So my books and many others have no appreciable value to Zuckerberg and his stealing something worthless isn't a crime.

*Deep breath*

I like it when businesses are transparent. They tell you what's going on, they're upfront about their reasons, and understanding of their customers' concerns.(1/?)

31 years ago today, this joke first aired on TV.

Spent the whole morning outlining, but got more work done listening to the Arcane soundtrack while unloading the dishwasher.

I am unable to get a proper estimate for what my surgery might cost. But don't worry, for-profit insurance is the best medical system in the world!
#JustKillMeAlready

Once you establish that people can be punished because the administration doesn't like their speech, expanding the bounds of who can be treated that way becomes inevitable.

Goddamn if that wasn’t prescient

They’re coming for Habitat for Humanity? The charity that builds houses?

Was children’s cancer research not craven enough?

Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.