Imagine assuming shit and victimizing yourself with my tweets and the tweet is actually about a 60 year old waste of oxygen

I’m tired of bitches on Twitter assuming everything is about them. I post about stalking and suddenly it’s about one person!

Reader… it was about MY MOM

I think some of you need thicker skin

I hate this app lmfao it’s become exactly the same as Twitter but I see more random shit here than I do anywhere else

I’m so exhausted omfg

how do I mute words on here omfg

I want to go back to this day

I can’t stand it 😭🤣

NSFW Christmas Advent!!!

Girl same 😭

Shhh don’t say the s word 🤣🤣🤣

I can hardly wait!

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honestly if I have to listen to my kid cry at tf all today I’m gonna just kick the bucket bc I’m so fucking overwhelmed

you know how slime or better yet, PUTTY sometimes gets when it’s ripped? Those little edges? it’s like that but fruity.

it’s… finely grated.

I have a blanket idea but i fear ppl will think I’m insane

Hot honey and a fried egg with salt and pepper. It’ll change your life.

I need this right fucking now

slow saturday mornings. vanilla candles. fresh espresso & a splash of eggnog. soft robe. cozy slippers. homemade pancakes. gloomy rainy skies. peaceful vibes

If you walk over and start speaking pig latin they will freak out. Ask me how I know

“Idk why my man can’t keep a job”
• is a felon
• drug use is DEFINITELY going on
• y’all are idiots

Yes & if they don’t give her the death penalty I’ll be pissed

bsky.app/profile/call...

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I was giggling and kicking my feet last night typing this up

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YOU MEAN TO TELL ME A CHICKEN FRIED THIS STEAK

I wouldn’t say selfish! AI wasn’t as huge and I feel like the internet was mildly safer back then anyways. Lesson learned ❤️

Yep! Didn’t do much research until the last few years, but man… it happened to a friends friend and I was like NOPE we are fucking done!

way too many. & the worst part is that you never know who is and who isn’t. they’re everywhere, from all backgrounds.

EXACTLYYY and that’s why I’ve scrubbed my kids off any and all of my socials.