if the Pirates ace allowed a home run in a very out-of-character way it would be an un-Skeney bop

how much money does the marine corps lose

Rest assured there's plenty about Noelvi Marte and TJ Friedl and the rest of the culprits, too.

I'm currently writing about Ke'Bryan Hayes and wondering how many doubles he'd need to climb his way up to -17

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not every instagram post needs background music

in fact, most don't

that Tot Dog looks incredible, 100% would

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Musk’s politics aside, I cannot fathom why anyone would pay a subscription fee or allow someone else control what you can do with your own fucking car you paid for.

two turntables and a microphone

that, too! Everything about it is just off to me.

yes!

Red on red is just lazy!

those *two attempts (I have not had my coffee yet)

the Reds have had two chances to put together cool alt uniforms and have a lower batting average in those to attempts than Ke'Bryan Hayes since he joined the club

It's official: This is Colorado's lowest peak snowpack on record.

Statewide snowpack is just 24% of average, by far our lowest peak snowpack in 38 years of official records.

April 8 = Colorado's peak average statewide snowpack date (a bit later north, earlier south).

#COwx

A9) Cave City, KY was originally put together as a roadside stop for folks trying to see Mammoth Cave. Still kind of is (at least the last time I was there in 2008)! #ParkChat

oh god it's Tulsa

A7) There's certainly something to be said about limited access and lack of nearby communities fostering a 'pack it in, pack it out' mentality. Nearby ammenities are nice, sure, but I guess it's the backpacker in me that prefers the longer-distance efforts. #ParkChat

A4) Great Sand Dunes NP is reeeeally down there in the middle of nowhere. Crestone and Westcliffe are cool towns in their own right, but it's actually kind of nice that the Dunes are south enough to feel that much more remote. #ParkChat

A2) It's hard to go wrong with Jackson. Access to Yellowstone and Grand Teton, sure, but also all that the Wind River Range (and the perpetually overlooked Gros Ventre Wilderness has to offer) makes it a perfect basecamp. #ParkChat

A1) The vested interest! Not in monetary terms, though that's obviously important, but park towns know that the better the health of the park itself, the better their outlook is, too. #ParkChat

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Noelvi Marte

Boise took its Pride flag down. But new art has popped up at City Hall. What it cost “The flag is not our only form of expression,” a Council Member previously said.

The famous Andor line is that "tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle." Here is a perfect example of that through malicious compliance: Idaho forced the city of Boise to remove its Pride flags. So the city painted rainbows everywhere else.

Tucker Barnhart trying desperately to hold off Yasiel Puig, who is fighting the entire history of the Pittsburgh Pirates franchise

but if you're gonna go, go full Tucker Barnhart

they've got a 13,500 towing capacity, they can haul it around for a bit longer

Pat Watkins

The Aristocrats!

A classic!

Tim Hummel

oh I see we got a TACO right as I sent this.

still going for the giganto beer, though.