Callipygian Catastrophe at the 11'8" Bridge

art by cohost.org/JillieDaw

Endearing terms you can call your girlfriend/boyfriend/partner:

Thrall (consensually)

Huntable

Delectable

Sweet Meat

Your Most Devoted Disciple

Snackrifice

Your Eternal Flame

Your Most Precious Treasure

Your Cosmic Soul Mate

The Manifestation of Your Carnal Desires

Fang from Primal as a dinowife~ 🦖

Fang from primal:)

YOU WANNA KNOW SUMN WEBHEAD.

YOU'RE A REAL BALLS TO BALL SHITHEAD. A REAL WALL TO WALL ASSHOLE. A REALLY ASS TO ASS FUCKASS.

Anonymous CMSN

How I be looking at the 2003 Honda Odyssey with the "Student Driver" sticker doing 25 in a 45 while I'm stuck behind them contemplating if I want to give them a core memory.

The trajectory of the men’s hockey team over a blistering 12 hours

WAIT Y'ALL I ABSOLUTELY COOKED AND BEHOLD THE FINAL PRODUCT

My magnum opus 😩👌

Thank you 🥰🥰🥰🖤🖤🖤

Did some more glitchy photo edits 🥰

Being a part of management is stressful so I guess this is kinda a vent art? 👉👈🥺

Please

🐶 🎤

one more

she keeps it cold in her office bc she runs so hot

stupid big tits boss

We love Macros teaching us size lessons

art by @augmentedowl.bsky.social

Hey guys- I guess I went viral on Reddit and insta today. Weird.
Also- I like drawing and writing. Give me a comics job.

My sexuality can best be described as i love girls and i see men as a prey animal (affectionate)

Happy New Years!🎉

2026 nearly here, cannot believe how fast this year went by! And I hope 2026 treats you all well🙏

#Lookoutside #Lookoutsidefanart #Lookoutsidegame #Sam #Hellen #Leigh #Dan #HappyNewYear2026 #Fanart

I'm down 👀

Suddenly I have a strong interest in botany 👀

You have my attention 👀

snowstorm started, have more giant gross grave ghost porn

Its consensual, the Gross wouldn't hold you to this against your will, but...you're definitely held in perpetual pollination penetration for a very long time. It holds you captive deep in the earth, draining you over and over.

Reminder: All it would take to end the murder of American citizens by an untrained government goon squad is 16 Republicans in Congress voting with Dems to defund ICE (or 23 to impeach and remove Trump — 3 in House & 20 in Senate). That’s it. 23 Americans can vote for the public and end all of this.

I'm getting sick with something and I hate it ;~; blugh

Me in 2023 as a tech at Valvoline vs me now as an Assistant Manager 🥰🖤 I'm really proud of myself for getting this far in life in such a short window of time 🥺🖤

the ascetic
#ersatz

Tig ol' bitties 🥰🖤💋

#ersatz

teethers