Or any book

I'm with you there, but I can't imagine ever turning down a puri of any size, shape, or texture

Things no one has ever said

Each alone, they go west or north, towards the mountains. They go on. They leave Omelas, they walk ahead into the darkness, and they do not come back. The place they go towards is a place even less imaginable to most of us than the city of happiness. I cannot describe it at all. It is possible that it does not exist. But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.

Wait till they find out how it ends

Blackadder: Bob, take a telegram. "To Mr. C. Chaplin, Sennet Studios, Hollywood, California. Congrats stop. Have found only person in world less funny than you stop. Name: Baldrick stop. Signed, E. Blackadder stop". Oh, and put a P.S.: "Please, please, please... stop."

Can't help but think of Blackadder's telegram to Charlie Chaplin: "please please please ... stop"

Litterboxes in the schools!

This is how they keep pushing rightward, and it's also a way to avoid admitting the real reasons they lost in 2024.

The shart of the deal, over and over again

I was a Get Smart junkie as a kid in the 70s. Absolutely obsessed with it. I really should rewatch it one of these days.

There IS only one

That's Clancy Brown. He's been in lots and lots of stuff, including many voice roles, but nothing could ever be as iconic as the Kurgan.

Scene from the film Highlander in 5 captioned images. MacLeod: You look like a woman, you stupid haggis! Ramírez: Haggis? What is haggis? MacLeod: Sheep's stomach, stuffed with meat and barley. Ramírez: What do you do with it? MacLeod: You eat it. Ramírez: How revolting!

The classic explanation (and response)

C'est un fait, Jaques!

Scene from Community S3E10 ("Regional Holiday Music") where "Mr Rad" is making air quotes: I'm not saying "I killed the last Glee Club"

In the Community parody they mention regionals over and over, with everyone confused about what they are and why they're so important. The episode is even titled "Regional Holiday Music".

The diabolical glee club teacher's role ends on this note:

Community did a great parody of Glee, where the diabolical glee club teacher explained "If we win regionals it's straight on to sectionals, and then a week later is semis, then semi-regionals, then regional semis, then national lower-zone semis!"

Berkeley South Asian Radical History Walking Tour Discover the secret histories of South Asian Americans in Berkeley and San Francisco, California. As seen in National Geographic and NPR.

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Amazing. The weird alternate reality that people like him and the Pencil live in is beyond comprehension.

WHAT

a cartoon character is standing in front of a group of people and says " the monarch " Alt: The Monarch from The Venture Brothers striking a pose while shouting THE MONARCH!

Like mistaking The Monarch for The Sovereign.

Save the Children 2023 MARKS DEADLIEST YEAR ON RECORD FOR CHILDREN IN THE OCCUPIED WEST BANK 18 SEP 2023 - OCCUPIED PALESTINIAN TERRITORY

What was the context again?

And these are just the most recent reports at the time, after decades of the same happening over and over with complete impunity.

Screen shot from a Human Rights Watch report dated August 28, 2023 titled "West Bank: Spike in Israeli Killings of Palestinian Children". Sub-head: "End Systematic Impunity for Unlawful Lethal Force" Included are photos of four Palestinian children with the caption "Left to Right, Adam Ayyad, Wadea Abu Ramuz, Mahmoud al-Sadi, and Mohammed al-Sleem." Additional text: The Israeli military and border police forces are killing Palestinian children with virtually no recourse for accountability. Israeli forces should end the routine unlawful use of lethal force against Palestinians, including children. Israel's allies should increase pressure to end the practice.

What else happened in 2023?

They're also conveniently ignoring the fact that their policies led to the costs for housing, healthcare, food, clothing, education, daycare, etc being at crisis levels, especially for young people. Can't raise kids when you can barely afford anything.

The Costa del Solar Power (aspirational)

Bessent calls the Strait of Hormuz the "Strait of Vermouth"

Also sewage workers

Presenting as a commie trans woman, too, kinda like the way Chinese restaurants tailor their menus to local tastes

Janissary Captain Seargent Biederman, the One True Soldier

If they had only waited a couple of minutes they could have enjoyed the hilarious parody of Protestants that immediately followed.

Protestant husband: Every time they have sexual intercourse they have to have a child!

Wife: Well we have two children, and we've had sexual intercourse twice...

But, uh, not all crime