Holy Saturday, Batman!

On this Good Friday, it is worth noting the vast number of self-identifying Christians in the United States that think Jesus Christ was a white supremacist fuck.

Break me off a piece of that Kit... holy shit. There's so much!

I feel like they just ask themselves what the stupidest thing to do would be. And the do that. Shouldn't they have done something sensible even by accident at this point?

Pam Donald J Trump & Bondi

A SQL query that replaces a meaningful column name with "Date" makes me sad.

"I LOVE SELECT * in Production" ~ No one ever

Passing to the next person will take 3 days as they each try to have each other go first. You go. No, you first. No, really; you...

Val Kilmer isn’t being resurrected.

Val Kilmer is not starring in anything new.

Whatever this is, it’s not “his new film” or “his performance”.

Variety should understand what death is.

I had a DBA at a client once declare in all seriousness: "Access is just as secure and scalable as SQL Server."

Yeah. I was speechless. ME. Speechless.

"Strait of Donald J Trump and Hormuz"

Trump: We need to get out of NATO!
Also Trump: NATO, help us!

That building always make me think of Minecraft.

On this Friday the Thirteenth, I want to remind folks that it is bad luck to be superstitious.

I'm still disappointed that the MN Department of Transportation will not name a snow plow "Plow Molitor" even though that would be awesome.

So, what is George Strait's reaction to all of this Hormuz news?

President Donald Trump

<soapbox>FFS PLEASE STOP ridiculing Trump Regime members based on their appearance, clothes, shoes, etc.

IT DOESN'T MATTER and it distracts from their horrific words and actions.

Keep your eye on the ball. </soapbox>

One thing I have learned well over the many years I have worked as a data professional/developer is that commas have incredible power. People who have never written any code just cannot comprehend what a single comma, or lack thereof, can do to you.

I don't have a dog... guess I need to keep sniffing glue...

Sure... but will it scale?

My Fabric notebook that worked perfectly yesterday is failing with the same errors I fixed yesterday and now I want to go home but I work from home so I am kind of screwed.

Related: if you need an operations manager/project manager/production manager, hi I'll do it

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

They're trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty.

So we have reached the point where US service members are DYING for no other reason than Trump's parents didn't love him.

<eye twitching> too... many... jokes... no.... can...

So... Not only are we brining back Measles, internment camps, and Jim Crow, but the Hitler Youth, too. That's awesome. Just so much winning.

Not McDonald's? A real celebrity would have took them to McDonald's. Right?

Translation: A fuck ton of ICE goons will be at polling places this year. And next. And next.