Was it a condition of Jinkx’s last win that Ru had to unfairly dash the hopes of all the great Seattle girls, or is this lingering hostility from all stars 3

I’m a couple weeks late to the party, but who let Chubb Insureance sponsor the shot replay cam at the Australian Open?

If your goal was to get “Chubb OUT” on ESPN: congrats

I think my main goal with my planner this year is to not lose it within the first two weeks (which is what happened in 2025)

Last night’s women’s semis were such amazing displays of tennis.

After hearing about how other sports went down last night, I’m also grateful that they didn’t involve any spitting-related intrigue.

As a knitter, sewist, and fountain pen nerd, the de minimus removal is really hitting hard

No cups but the coasters are cute

They are serving honey deuces at the LGA Amex Centurion Lounge

Saw someone in Ashe this morning pay $4.4k for US Open tix with the same energy I had when buying Adidas sneakers on sale from Nordstrom Rack’s website

Louie GA overflow 10 mins ago (from a friend, I bailed on Carlos after the first set and am camped for the forseeable)

A top hobby while we’re at the Open: telling my partner how much peoples’ outfits cost

Started my day by being in the same elevator as Zina Garrison, may the good vibes continue

What the “out” noise sounds like in Ashe: like the damaged voice box of a robot dog programmed only to kill, shortly before it realizes it can change its ways through the love of a tomboy named Coop, in a 1985 film described by Gene Siskel as “sub-Spielbergian pablum”

What the “out” noise sounds like in Ashe: like the first half second of a sound file of a new associate at a private equity firm puking in the bathroom of an upper suite at Ashe after winning a competition for who could drink the most honey deuces

What the “out” noise sounds like in Ashe: like a seal with emphysema

Felix I am begging you please just keep holding

- coked up finance bros: about 3 matches
- more detail and intrigue on the leadership plans at the USTA after Stacey Allaster retires than I should know as a rando, as described by a staffer: 1

Been at the U.S. Open for two days now. Here’s the rundown of what I’ve overheard from men who can’t regulate their voices:
- mansplaining / sub-Pat McEnroe color commentary: every match except Osaka / Kasatkina
-incorrect mansplaining: half of the above

The deuce-bags are starting to yell more during points at Ashe

Y’all still here? Or will you be later this week?

Yeah they need to be more like fountain pen people, who are aghast at my preference for double broads and architect nibs but are cool about it

U.S. Open fashion report: two Boden tennis racquet print dresses spotted before I got to Armstrong

A question I asked in earnest today: is Donna Vekic the Jay Cutler of tennis?

You know, it’s important to figure out what haircuts absolutely do not work for you

Ugh fine, a tennis-specific bluesky account