🎶We built Ape City

We built Ape City

We built Ape City on Old New Yoooooooooork 🎶

Most Americans: I’m going to die working this job 😞

Members of Congress: I’m going to die working this job! 😃

This is a FRAUDULENT paper, AI-generated. My name was used as an author and I had nothing to do with it, never saw it until today e-pubmed.co.uk/journals/dig...
The "Editors" Angelo Rossi Mori, David Mensah, and Zarnie Khadjesari and this "Journal" should be reported.

A car on the LFT.

Nice to be back.

i really sincerely think the gerontocracy critique would go away if we offered health insurance post-retirement to congresspeople

to be clear, this is better than the alternative, but like why have we designed infrastructure where this happens all the time even though these drivers are “sorry”???

I have had two incidents in the last two days of cars swerving out in front of me (doing a left turn into my path, one car just blatantly running a light in the middle of the cycle) and right after they almost knock me off my bike they look me in the face with puppy dog eyes and mouth “sorrrrry” 🥺🙏

aoc waving her hand like chef boyardee while talking to rfk jr

aoc holding her hand out and directly looking at rfk jr in an accusatory manner

you can always do an italian accent!

it’s never racist!

A new TikTok AI toggle is causing panic among creators TikTok creators say a new AI remix setting is enabled on videos by default, forcing users to manually review and change permissions.

Similarly, folks just found on TikTok for example that their clips are automatically available for AI remixes and you have to go through every video one at a time to turn that off. There’s no universal setting to prevent it. And no consent was ever asked for or given.

piunikaweb.com/2026/04/16/t...

dumbass

age of electricity!! age of electricity!!

thinking about the couple behind me in the bakery line discussing rents for their next apartment (“we could do the $3100 and save a lot of money but the $3700 isn’t that bad”)

🤪

The CTA fired its private security forces, abruptly ending the unarmed patrols it once touted as a part of its effort to tackle pandemic-era spikes in crime. blockclubchi.co/4cBcpVz

Hey siri suspend habeas corpus

Please give us viable and safe alternatives to driving, we will use them. The congestion is so bad and getting worse because of government policy decisions. One more lane makes traffic worse because of induced demand.

a locked bathroom door at unity park with a sign explaining it will open in June when CPS is out

call me crazy but i piss and shit year-round

Scioto Audubon Metro Park is located along the Scioto River, offering stunning views and abundant wildlife. We encourage walking or riding to the event. Be Green! The Metro Park is accessible by foot or bike on the Scioto Greenway Trail and via COTA busses 5, 8, 52, and 61.

I’m glad the local earth day event next Sunday is promoting walking, biking, and taking the bus, but two of the bus lines advertised are commuter routes that only run during the week

Police shoot, kill man with knife in Lexington following medical call - The Boston Globe Police responded to a home on Mason Street after receiving a call from family members that a man had injured himself with a knife, according to Middlesex District Attorney Marian Ryan.

“Parents call 911 for help with mentally ill son, so cops come & kill him” is an EXTREMELY common story

But our elected officials & media live in daily terror of being branded anti-cop, so we’re not allowed to talk about it

Any bus -- diesel or hybrid -- is better than no bus Of course we should want electric buses. The benefits are real: lower emissions, reduced noise, lower maintenance costs. But any bus is better than no bus.

"Fewer than five people need to be on a diesel bus – instead of driving – for it to be better for the environment than an electric car. The goal shouldn’t be an electric bus for every diesel bus. It should be a network so frequent and reliable that people actually use it."

When I think about packing light, the first thing I like to eliminate is the garment that takes up almost no space, weighs almost nothing and is essential to personal hygiene

pedestrianize lincoln square 🥰🥰🥰

NYC Friends, and educators everywhere: NYC Public Schools has released their Guidance on Artificial Intelligence. They’re taking comments until June.

Take a look, and get comments in if you have them. You can do so at in-person meetings, but there is also a survey linked at the top of the page.

NEW: Chicago Progressive Partnership super PAC, which launched ads attacking Kat Abughazaleh and then eventually in favor of Bushra Amiwala as an apparent attempt to split the vote, has filed its FEC report, which reveals it was another shell group for AIPAC and its allies

saw a bicyclist be taken away in an ambulance today outside of my local school where im constantly seeing drivers run stop signs and I’m kinda losing it

is anyone aware of any extant “school streets” or advocacy for school streets in Chicago?

Frame #41950 from S03 -E07 - Giant Lobster-627717

hell fuckin yeah

Amtrak just issued an RFP for new long distance trains!

800+ new long-distance railcars—the largest order in their history. Modernizing 14 iconic routes for a new generation of explorers!

media.amtrak.com/2026/04/amtr...

I’m a single issue voter (millennium park should be open 24/7, no stupid security line)