worth it

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she lets me pet her cats 🥰

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we don't sell those

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fuck you @yoshideadlock.bsky.social for not letting me sell soul rebirth in new york.

this is literally 1984.

I can say it.

hmmmmm.

I should.

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u have a job?

always, what do u want mirage

I feel exposed

fine I'll keep selling to ur team as well. I'm not lowering my prices though

you could've just asked

wtf

how many times do i have to tell u

I'm not accepting ur fictional currency bro

souls or no deal

hmmm but u said u were gonna lower shop prices

what will you give me in return

yes but that is as a payment for labour. here you are just handing them out for your campaign.

you are devaluing ur boon stock and hyperinflating the cursed apple economy.

good thing I only accept standard currency like souls and not boons in my shop

you mean he didn't offer a single boon bribe to prevent me from questioning your policies

do not fall for this patron's silver tongue.

they are not handing out boons with kindness in their heart,

but rather, they offered them as a bribe to whoever silences me when i spoke out about their absurd policies

vote smart people.

actually it's worth twice now because you saturated the market by offering two boons while he is releasing his in a controlled manner

not when @theamberhand.bsky.social exists next door