bet he never gets second dates doing this

Leo really is saying that we're terminally online and need to touch grass.

It's International Haiku Day? Have my favorite, by Andrew Lloyd Webber:

You will curse the day
You did not do all that the
Phantom asked of you

July 21 1935: The Führer orders a new reception hall and ballroom to "entertain foreign diplomats" at the Chancellery. Underneath the dance floor is an air raid shelter. A 2nd deeper bunker is built next to this in 1944, where he would spend his last days as the Reich collapsed.

BREAKING: The U.S. bishops’ Committee on Doctrine just issued a formal statement defending Pope Leo XIV's teaching authority on just war doctrine — less than twelve hours after JD Vance told a Turning Point USA crowd the pope should “be careful” talking theology.

This is a serious escalation.

Some universal truths from your friendly neighborhood hematologist

-every baby should get vitamin K
-no baby needs a chiropractor
-all menstruating and pregnant people should be screened for iron deficiency
-vaccines save lives, prevent cancer, and are a fucking MIRACLE

Bought myself a fun new mechanical keyboard for my birthday and it arrived today! So many delicious clickety clacketies!

Me like “why would anyone choose to go by Clavicular” and a quick google search explaining why 😆

I went looking so you don’t have to: Clavicular’s name is Braden

In order to protect our men, we’ve constructed a labyrinth and trapped Jolene inside it

I see I see your chess pieces don’t wail when you take them off the board hmmmmm

You can do that in civ too y’know

Lol fuss just go play civ or something

He doesn’t give a shit about Usha or those kids tbh

Just a reminder that JD Vance has been a Catholic for less time than Nacho Fries have been on the Taco Bell menu.

I’m so nonreligious I would be standing around like “what do I do with my hands” but for the sheer schadenfreude of watching pope leo tell vance he’s not allowed in the clubhouse…

by all accounts vance’s speaking gig for tpusa at uga today was better attended in protest than in earnest and [deep sigh] good job uga

Hell if he excommunicates Vance I’ll join up

AI executives can only promise to build a digital god that might destroy the world, declare that they're going to replace a vast swath of everyone's jobs, and work directly to subvert democracy for so long before people, some of whom *take their words at face value*, will decide to act.

Pretty sure he’s about to get himself excommunicated too 😂

I do not care one iota about Clavicular but how do I find out more about the hot Australian reporter

Think of it this way: using ChatGPT is like employing a scheming eunuch whose obsequious lies will make your life difficult and embarrassing.

GOTH BEES

I 100% want the Democratic presidential candidate that when elected, Trump administration officials just choke out “oh fuck”
as they run to the shredder.

He’s roused the Knights Templar!

The Internet's Most Powerful Archiving Tool Is in Peril As major news outlets cut off the Wayback Machine, journalists and advocacy groups are rallying to protect the Internet Archive’s vast collection of web pages.

Journalists know that losing the Wayback Machine would be a nightmare: www.wired.com/story/the-in...

hell I’m nonreligious and this shit has me halfway into a mass

if nothing else it IS amusing to watch the idiot administration decide they’re gonna antagonize catholicism as a whole as if it isn’t awakening every lapsed catholic and agnostic with some kind of pavlovian spite bell

“Yo,”

The effect of a specialized dyslexia font, OpenDyslexic, on reading rate and accuracy - PubMed A single-subject alternating treatment design was used to investigate the extent to which a specialized dyslexia font, OpenDyslexic, impacted reading rate or accuracy compared to two commonly used fonts when used with elementary students identified as having dyslexia. OpenDyslexic was compared to Ar …

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26993270/

Study after study shows no benefits to these special typefaces compared to using existing sans serif typefaces with adequate spacing