made this while heavily hangover after the gay club

nageire style with no branches, I hate less this one.

my sensei was busy with her own branches in the garden.

I’m gonna miss Japan but also life here can be incredibly boring

went to a buddhist temple in Seoul to a meditation session and there was this monk doomscrolling reels for the entire hour

no one is safe brothers

not the plushies serving cunt in Seoul

I struggled a lot with this one

Brown kitten Tosca in the curtains

Be the cunt you want you see in the world

I need you to know that this is what being a normally developed human being looks like

the Epstein files are hidden in my ass

lesbian weddings are going x10

I got that dog in me, and that dog is tiny and shivering and pees itself when there’s any loud noises directed at them.

based af

I can feel it tying to end my life the moment I set a foot outside

the ethical bestie

they got the middle schoolers and the buddhist monks protesting over there damn

holding a property vacant to raise prices deserves the death penalty

ikebana

second one is a collab with my teacher for an izakaya that serves delicious italian food in Kyoto

Missionary so I can ask you if you’ve accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior

there are still plenty of them

But wait we have so many more rivers to show you, come back Charlie

Prediction for the next 5 years: people will end up hating tech and go full analog.

Post by Bluesky on X: "NEW FEATURE: This button allows you to opt out of having images you post on X turned into porn" Screenshot showing the Bluesky login screen, cursor hovering over "Create a new account"

A reply to the X post "@grok put a bikini on this butterfly". Grok complies. Image below shows the same screenshot from the original post, but with a bikini on the Bluesky logo.

Screenshot of the Bluesky X account, showing that we changed our avi to the bikini butterfly. New bio: "Proilfe picture created by Grok without our consent"

lol lmao even

samsung needs to chill bc WHAT on earth is that

Brad is the best account on Bluesky

challenging container, live the bending you did on shoen, I see you Brad!

don’t get me wrong I love you frogs just not on my work calendar 💔 apéro soon tho

German companies will save me from working with the French, how ironic is that

I love the gen X tech bros accounts because every day I see them on something different.

monday: an obscure niche language no one has ever heard of

tuesday: memes, maybe anime

wednesday: problematic take

thursday: technical discourse + heated debate

friday: pictures of their cooking